BUCKLE UP KIDS in last night's vivid dream, i impersonated an apostle's son so they would let me in the temple because aliens were coming and for some reason they were gonna land there and i had to do... something??? idk and then the dream kinda started over so i was like 1/

sweet i already know what to do, but THIS time the aliens just started taking people! so we start running (and by we, i mean me and brian david gilbert) and we steal a car and we're both like oh no we keep jumping from slightly different alternate universes! 2/

eventually we'll go crazy because we won't remember where we are or what's happening!! and in the car, there is a book that appears to be 1950s themed mystery novel titled "What's not on the hill" and the last name of the author starts with N (this will be important later) 3/

okay so then my alarm goes off at 9:40 instead of 7:40 because daylight savings??? so i grumble that i'm late for work and it's so dumb that phones can't adjust their alarms to go off at the right time. so i go to my desk and start answering customer emails 4/

and there's an email thread that i've replied to before from a woman who says that the author of that mystery novel is a sperm donor and father of her child (the book is now on my desk!!) and could i pretty please send the cover art for one of his novels? 5/

so even dream me is getting confused so i google this guy and there's a whole series of these mystery novels that take place in the 50s (the only titles i remember are "What's left on the hill" and "What's not on the hill" and then my real alarm goes off and i really hope 6/

i am answering real emails now. this isn't even everything man there were also zombies and flying i do not KNOW what's going on. reading this thread makes it seem so short it was an EPIC i don't know why i'm having such vivid dreams rn!! 7/7