Also considering warming up a M*DESTY thread, hahahahahahahaha

mostly because young women these days, am I right, but also young men, put your eyes back in your heads boys, it's just body parts

Men: can't complain about M*DESTY, because they can be masters of their domain wherever they are in life (yes that's a Seinfeld reference)

Priests: can complain about M*DESTY, but they'll get yelled at for doing it

Young women: almost always are wrong about it

OLD WOMEN: Girl, put some tights on under that micro mini, no one wants to see that at Mass

Misdirected old women: oh it's all right, they're just young

Me: no they're not, they're sashaying around in a six inch skirt and thigh high boots at Mass and giggling and batting eyelashes at some very thunderstruck stupid young men, I'm about to take a fire extinguisher to em

:thunderstruck stupid young men: vague mooing noises, calf's eyes

And I know that none of you want to hear it, but I'm reporting from the front lines of the struggle, so I'm tweeting about it anyway. You know what's worse than micro minis and bare shoulders? Behaviors.

Girls: knock it off with the hair twirling and eyelash batting, when I see you do it at seminarians I want to literally grab you by the scruff

Boys: try doing pushups and windsprints before Mass. that will cool you down.

(I'm serious, seminarians--if you're serious about your vocations, don't spend ANY time chatting with college girls. Just act like you don't speak English or that you have tuberculosis)