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Also considering warming up a M*DESTY thread, hahahahahahahaha
mostly because young women these days, am I right, but also young men, put your eyes back in your heads boys, it& #39;s just body parts
Men: can& #39;t complain about M*DESTY, because they can be masters of their domain wherever they are in life (yes that& #39;s a Seinfeld reference)
Priests: can complain about M*DESTY, but they& #39;ll get yelled at for doing it
Young women: almost always are wrong about it
Priests: can complain about M*DESTY, but they& #39;ll get yelled at for doing it
Young women: almost always are wrong about it
OLD WOMEN: Girl, put some tights on under that micro mini, no one wants to see that at Mass
Misdirected old women: oh it& #39;s all right, they& #39;re just young
Me: no they& #39;re not, they& #39;re sashaying around in a six inch skirt and thigh high boots at Mass and giggling and batting eyelashes at some very thunderstruck stupid young men, I& #39;m about to take a fire extinguisher to em
Me: no they& #39;re not, they& #39;re sashaying around in a six inch skirt and thigh high boots at Mass and giggling and batting eyelashes at some very thunderstruck stupid young men, I& #39;m about to take a fire extinguisher to em
:thunderstruck stupid young men: vague mooing noises, calf& #39;s eyes
And I know that none of you want to hear it, but I& #39;m reporting from the front lines of the struggle, so I& #39;m tweeting about it anyway. You know what& #39;s worse than micro minis and bare shoulders? Behaviors.
Girls: knock it off with the hair twirling and eyelash batting, when I see you do it at seminarians I want to literally grab you by the scruff
Boys: try doing pushups and windsprints before Mass. that will cool you down.
Boys: try doing pushups and windsprints before Mass. that will cool you down.
