my dragons — a thread.
before i get started : i’ve been told in the past that this is stupid but pls this is literally a game that i can not stop playing. don’t be mean u losers 👍
— Ver
- pronouns are xe/ae/they/he
- ae makes weird noises
- brings pretty much nothing to the table
- aer cool i guess
— Red
- pronouns are he/him
- very creative name i know
- he’s new to my park
- i get motley dragons so much
- i want to sell this mf ‼️‼️
- he is ok
— Eyebrows
- Pronouns are xe/xem
- xe eyebrows are v nice
- this mf hates me
- literally took me so many tries to get a simple ass tree dragon
— Mushroom
- pronouns are they/them
- i hate this mf
- I have nothing good to say about them
— Mold
- pronouns are he/him
- i love him
- he looks like mold so his name is mold
- he is good at giving me the dragons i need
- yeah that’s p much it for this mf
— Uglymf
- pronouns are unknown currently
- idk who this is
- idk where they came from
- idk when i got this mf
- i named them uglymf because they walk around like they’re the mf shit
- what do they bring to the table
— Rhino
- pronouns are ve/ver
- ve is very cool
- makes me a good amount of money
- i like ve vv much
- that’s all
— Fliesidk
- pronouns are he/she/they
- she just flies around
- she’s ok i guess
- cool dragon though
— Uhhh
- pronouns are she/her
- she is so pretty
- she gives me an ok amount of money
- gives me good dragons
- hates cishets (++)
- fruity
— Bee????
- pronouns are bee/bee
- bee is very cool
- i like bee a lot
- a new dragon of mine
- i haven’t used bee for breeding yet
— CoocheMan
- pronouns are flor/flora
- flor is so cute
- another new dragon!!
- i haven’t been able to level flora up yet :/
— Stares
- pronouns are it/its
- it is interesting
- that’s p much it
— QUACKMF
- pronouns are he/him
- literally quacks
- new dragon
- uhhhhhhhh
- he is orange and yellow
- very cool
- ok next i’m bored
— Spit
- pronouns are they/them
- they are very cool
- good at giving me dragons
- horrible at money
- used to be named astro
- lowkey dislike this mf
DAMI SJSNJSSJISWJWJSNISWJNSOWMWOAMSISNWIWIW
sorry i had to take a break
— Gunther
- pronouns are he/him
- annoying as shit
- cocky
- walks around like he’s got a big dock swinging
- thinks he’s the main character
- would literally d!e in the first 30 seconds of the zombie apocalypse
- can u tell i don’t like him
— Backne
- pronouns are it/he/they/she
- she is named this because the crystals on her back remind me of acne on ur back
- it’s cool
- he uh gives ok money
- good at quests
- next i’m bored
— Nyeyef
- pronouns are zie/hir
- zie is very pretty
- that’s all
i am sad to announce that i will be completing this thread later. sunmi has went live and i will be attending that livestream now.
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