Thread by @MrsHaiiba, I gotta put more thought into this but as it stands my [...]

I gotta put more thought into this but as it stands my ideal crenny dynamic is just the two of them kinda having a good time. Craig isn’t RLLY angsty, edgy and brooding, Kenny isn’t like dying and being abused 24/7. They’re just ... eating 5 dollar endless pancakes @ SP Denny’s.

The kids and people in town aren’t homophobic and weird about it, Cartman can be because he’s fucking cartman, but other than that homophobia just don’t matter ain’t real, too busy focusing on pancakes.

Craig and Kenny smoke on occasion but they don’t really touch cigarettes because “nicotine addiction is an expensive hobby and we can’t afford the upkeep”. They’re a sappy lovey couple that’s insufferable but like In one of those “are they making out or just besties?” way

Kenny calls stripe a rat yet holds him so softly and coos as he does hamster shit and Craig swoons seeing his two favorite guys hanging out so cutely. They go to the store together and buy a square of kraft cheese and eat the slices in a pick up truck or something while chatting

They joke and tease and push and pull but they’re so comfortable with each other, miscommunication happens but Craig is blunt and Kenny has no working filter so the main problems isn’t lack of words as much as it’s lack of comprehension.

Craig is a waffle guy and Kenny doesn’t care much for breakfast food anyway (food is food tho) yet they go on dates to SP Denny’s and order the endless pancakes and talk about nothing until they can’t eat anymore. It’s domestic, it’s sweet, it’s simple.

Craig’s family really likes Kenny because Kenny is chill and not fucking cartman.

I think the school treats Kenny how the kids in EE&E treated double D. Everyone hated the edds but liked double d because double d was chill and didn’t fuck with them. That’s Kenny. If everyone hates cartman, stan and Kyle— they’re all chill and like Kenny. Craig included

Also Kenny hates cartman. Everyone hates cartman. Once Kenny and Craig put pencil shavings in his hydroflask and almost killed him. They kissed so sweetly under the blinking street lamp light after school that day it was never forgotten. Wonderful date activities

Craig, for all his tall ass stupid big boy-ness, is usually little spoon because he’s clingy and sweet and loves being held even if he doesn’t admit it. Kenny find it adorable and loves holding and giving hugs so it works great

Craig counts Kenny’s freckles and Kenny counts Craig’s moles/beauty marks and they laugh because craig has like 4 above the shoulders and only one of which is on his face. Kenny has 100 on his face alone. It’s cute. They’re cute. Craig calls them skin stars, Kenny calls him gay.

Craig: hey, hey look over here
Kenny: ?
Craig, seemingly now flustered; in the most monotone voice possible: I like ur uh, face. And eyes.
Kenny:
Craig: handsome... blue. You’re- I like... you.
Kenny: we’ve been dating for 2 months I hope u like me baby

Sometimes, and I say this carefully, Kenny will be doing anything and just be suddenly dropped into a sea of emotion called love and just realize he’s so into this stupid hat wearing idiot. He’ll just be like, heating up something in the microwave and then doubles over blushing

Craig lets Kenny wear the hat, so, yaknow, they’re fucking in love

Their little sisters are besties and that warms Kenny’s heart. As if Craig being the biggest sappiest loser ever wasn’t enough, nor the most romantic handsome asshole this side of the country, no, he had to have a sister his sister liked. Fuck. He’s so whipped

They kiss and Kenny thinks maybe he’s loosing his mind because he’s kissed people, not many mind you (he’s horny but still all bark no bite), but Craig is like so different and new and nice and Craig. Craig was Craig and Kenny thought that was a wonderful thing to be

They kiss and Craig forgets that he has a things for blondes and realizes he has a thing for Kenny. He might just be Kenny-sexual at this point. Because nothing has ever felt like this. How quaint... how new... how absolutely Kenny in every single way.

They really enjoying saying each other’s names/adding -enth or whatever to the ends but just saying the names. Last and first, backwards and forwards. Craig and Kenny. Craig says Kenny’s name sounds like a type of ring worm and Kenny says Craig’s name sounds like a car. They kiss

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