Thread by @DrFrancisYoung, It's really a bit disappointing that Peterborough doesn't have a restaurant or [...]

Dr Francis Young

DrFrancisYoung

It& #39;s really a bit disappointing that Peterborough doesn& #39;t have a restaurant or takeaway called & #39;Upon This Wok& #39;. In a city that& #39;s dedicated to the patron saint of all you can eat buffets (don& #39;t believe me? Check out Acts 10:12-13)

Service in the restaurant would be poor, though, as they would deny three times they had taken your order

It could, however, have a signature dish called & #39;Get Thee Behind Me Seitan& #39;

And another called & #39;Quiche to the Kingdom& #39;

And so that other Peterborough saints didn& #39;t get left out, they would also serve the Kyneburger

And the fried chicken is to deny for

OK someone needs to stop me now

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