Who in Nct the type to ask if your hair is real, a thread:
Taeil:
-HE WOULD NEVERRR
-white man with black soul so he knows not to cross the line
-probably wears to wigs around the house when no ones home tho
Johnny:
-“can I touch your hair?” He says as he puts his hand in your weave
-even if you wearing a 4c wig he gonna question you but ignore the white girl with a cheap party city wig
-“can I smell it”
Yuta:
-he wore a wig during the Dreams Come True mv so he ain’t askin NUN
-He gonna judge you if it’s synthetic hair tho
-“your hair cute sis 😉
Kun:
-“I like your ‘hair’😉
-tries to make you admit it’s fake bc he’s too scared to ask
-“damn you gotta new hairstyle everyday, how your hair grow that fast”
Taeyong:
-he gon try to touch it when you not looking
-runs away when that shit shifts
-“I’m sorry I saw a bee in your hair”
Jaemin:
-don’t wear your corner store wig around him bc he don’t hold back
-“Ayo that raccoon on yo head hungry or sumn? Why it lookin at me like that”
-Recommends you wig stores bc he can’t have you walkin around lookin like that, he a real one
Mark:
-don’t even get me started
-“IS THAT A WIG?? YOOOO”
-runnin around tellin everyone you gotta wig on
Xiaojun:
-whispering to everyone “is it rude if I ask”
-staring at you every time y’all see eachother
-too scared to ask but he makin speculations in his head
Lucas:
-his mama gotta wig for every event so he knows it’s rude to ask
-wore his mama church wig once, got his ass beat and never touched a wig ever again
-“your hair looks cute 😁
Chenle:
-gets disrespectful
-that one nigga that pulls your wig off and starts runnin with it
-“my bad I ain’t think it was gonna actually come off”
Shoquan Traquarious Johnson Jr.
-it don’t even phase him
- his auntie was a hairstylist so he can automatically tell if someones hair real or not
-wears a durag the same color as your wig so y’all could twin
Jaehyun:
-“why can’t you females just wear your natural hair, ain’t nobody wants to see that fake shit”
-proceeds to go on about how he doesn’t like 4c hair
- won’t let you put a wig on him bc “that’s gay”
Winwin:
-pullin yo shit off in front of everybody
-who finna check him? That’s what I thought
-plays with it in his hand like it’s putty or sumn
Jisung:
-don’t he gotta black gf?
-not asking SHIT
-won’t even look at your hair
Ten:
-wants to fight you bc you both pulled up to the same event wearing the same wig
-“NAH BC I TOLD THIS BITCH IM WEARING THE 18’IN ORANGE WIG BC IT MATCHES MY NAILS AND THEY WANNA FOLLOW THE LEADER SO WHATS UP”
-now you got 3 acrylic nails stuck in yo shit
Doyoung:
- acts fake shocked when you take it off
-“THATS NOT REAL??” Knowing good and damn well he saw your lace and didn’t tell you
- puts holes in your wig head
YangYang:
-a real one
-let’s yk when your tracks are showing
-will gladly brush your hair for you
Jeno:
-“THATS NOT YOUR REAL HAIR??”
-still shocked
-finally realizes how your hair went from purple to blonde within 24 hrs
Hendery:
-tries to keep it as casual as possible
-“hey me and they guys wanna play football. You can join but will something happen to your hair? Bc it is... right?”
-acts like nothin happened right after
Sungchan:
-that mf askin, he don’t care
-“your hair real?? Ooohh it’s not? That’s crazy”
-adds one to his amazon cart
Renjun:
-will tell you if he can see your lace and help you in the bathroom
-gotta hair kit in his back pack
-“nah we use expensive products only, I used gel from dollar tree before and that shit turned my edges green”
Jungwoo:
-y’all know when you talkin someone about your hair and they suddenly start touching it and tryna style it
-that’s him
-“some pigtails would look nice on you actually” he says as he pulls your shit in every direction
Haechan:
-the best for last
-if you wearing box braids you better make sure that shit was done by the Africans bc he can tell
-“not your braids being uneven, who did your hair? The colonizers? Yk they don’t know nothin about this”
Jaehyun(deleted his bc yall ain’t like it)
-Gonna try to peak under your shit
-one of the only niggas that actually ask to touch it
- ain’t lettin that shit go for the rest of the night
Ppl telling me to delete this bc Nct might see it and get upset, so Mark if you’re reading this tell SM to put more than one pc in our albums 🙏🏽🥵
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