OH HERE WE GO. bai qi asmr... nipping ear 👀
i'm also reaching the critical status of "oh god what's fanon and canon now" for some reason because he's in the STF sickbay for some injuries but claims they're nothing serious and he'll be fine after sleeping just for a day, and i swear i heard that somewhere before...
WAIT NO IT WAS CANON I REMEMBER LOL. it was his rumors and secrets for chapter 15!! and it was gu zheng that was disgusted with bai qi's monstrous healing
BQ: I should have let you know ahead of time. I don't know what they said to make you come running over in the middle of the night
BQ:
BQ: (quiet) I'll punish them tomorrow

😂😂😂😂😂 NOOOOO YOUR COMRADES
BQ: It's already too late at night and I have no way of sending you home. You can't possibly sleep the entire night wedged in that chair. Come up onto the bed.

👀👀👀
y ab aI Y ABAI YABAI. SOMETIMES HE'S SO CRAFTY AND SMOOTH. WHO ARE YOU. WAIT. WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS AGAIN. the last round i think iri and i were going "??? did they switch xu mo and bai qi's around??" AND AGAIN LOL. WHO ARE YOU.
so he said the line about how STF's beds are bigger than normal and can comfortably fit two. if she's not coming up then he'll sit with her the whole night (ignoring that he's injured)

me: DON'T YOU DARE--
BQ: (laughing) Do I have to say it like this for you to be obedient?
so anyway some cuddling happens and i was 🥺 at the domesticity because he immediately notices her hair's slightly damp still and she must have taken a shower
he asks what she did tonight because he recalls her saying she finished her drama series + work eased up (!!! THIS BOY AND HIS EIDETIC MEMORY FOR HER)

and then he's like "So I'm guessing... that you were thinking about me :)"

?????? EXCUSE ME. WHO IS THIS BIG BAD WOLF LOL
BQ: Turn around. I want to see you.
BQ: I'm really alright, so don't scowl like that.
BQ: If you don't believe me, touch me.
BQ: From here............... to here..........

??????????????????????????? THESE. LINES.
this is up and down going from "aww" to actually being like "BOY YOUR DANGEROUS JOB AND GETTING HURT AND PASSING IT OFF LIKE IT'S NOTHING IS PISSING ME OFF" to like wanting to like laugh through the anger at how he's trying to curry favor
BQ: How about... you hit me once or twice to expel your anger?
> she actually hits him
BQ: (hisses in pain) You're actually willing to hit me??

THE WAY HE SAID THAT LOL. THERE WAS SO MUCH IN THERE LOL.
annnnnd here we go into the drop of me wanting to lie down on the ground. 7 days of a hard mission where he didn't get any rest at all really, just broken sleep, and in his sleep he always dreamed about her. holding her tightly in his arms (like how he wants to do now)
he says he's cold and he wants to hold her.
MC is afraid he'll get too hot like that.
he repeats no, he's really cold

> HERE I AM THINKING IS THIS METAPHORICAL OR LITERAL?

AND THEN HE REVEALS HE'S BURNING A LOW FEVER. but he has an IV and the doctors said it wasn't serious 🙃
mY HEART. GODS. so after he tries to reassure her again that it's not serious and shows her the IV he's like "See? Can I hold you now?" and i'm just............ it's a theme that they always ask permission for everything and i'M.....
BQ: Then hold me tight.
BQ: Tighter.
BQ: Mm, your fingertips are a little cold... it feels nice to be touched... mm... touch here... and go up a little...

???????????????????????????????????
oh. okay. his back is too hot. that's all. okay. LOL
OHHHHHJHGFSKJHLKFJHLSKFJH LFKJHLKSFJHLK SFJHLFKJHSFLKJH LKFJH HHOL YSHOT JKFHJFGKJGH THESE LINES LMFAO. ALL OF THESE LIUNES.

OKAY. OKAY. KEEP IN MIND. AJIE'S VOICE IS LIKE. DRUNK. ABSOLUTELY DRUNK IN LOVE AND LOW AND HUMMING IN PLEASURE.
BQ: Mm... don't stop.
BQ: Over here too... it's also hot.
BQ: I also need you to lower the heat here.
BQ: Or if you feel it needs to be hotter, I don't mind.
BQ: I'm feverish... that's why I'm hot.
BQ: But it's also possible... that I'm thinking of you and that's why I'm hot.
THE SFX ARE MAKING ME GO WILD. it sounds like she snatched her hand back and

BQ: Underhandedly playing tricks?
BQ: No.
BQ: 我这是正大光明的使坏

???????? 😂😂😂 这也可以这样说吗哈哈哈哈哈 openly and honestly playing tricks
HJFKHJKFGJHFg??? FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE THE DOOR AND THEY BOTH GO INSTANTLY SILENT. WHAT IS THIS?? WHAT IS THIS PLAY??? LMFAO

BQ is then tells her not to worry because the nurses just did their rounds, so no one will be coming here for the next while...
BQ: It doesn't matter if anyone comes.
BQ: If we were to be seen by someone, I'll just say... hm...
BQ: That this place is too dark and I'm too scared to sleep alone.

HJKFSHJFKG GOOD. GOOD YOU BETTER LAUGH AFTER THAT STUPID JOKE. WHO WOULD FALL FOR THAT
i can't describe how overwhelmingly full my heart is for this man lmfao jhfkgjhkfgjh thAT JOKE. HIS LAUGH AFTERWARDS AND THEN IMMEDIATELY CLEARING HIS THROAT TO BE SERIOUS and promising he won't mess around. look! his hand still has a needle in it, so he can't be reckless.
BQ: Sleep. It's late. I'm here, so you can sleep peacefully.

🥺🥺🥺 shouldn't it be the other way around... he hasn't seen her or gotten good sleep for 7 days... and, in his words, 7 days is much too long to go without holding her................ ahhh
🙃 she's not sleeping so he gets all worried about if the bed is too hard, or is he holding her in an uncomfortable way. but she's staying up to watch over him and he says she doesn't need to do that...
BQ: It's just that I can't sleep.
BQ: And I can't bear to sleep.
BQ: It's been too long since I saw you, and I want to look at you longer.

!!!!!!!! IS THIS WHERE THE EAR NIP COMES BECAUSE. THIS IS WHERE YOU HIT HIM AGAIN FOR BEING A BIG DUM DUM. REST!! SLEEP!!!
BQ: This is actually the first time someone kept me company on a hospital bed.
BQ: It turns out that at times like these... I won't be alone anymore.

WOW. WOW???? WOW?? 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
PHG??????P G???????????????????????????????????????????? PGG g?? PG????? PAEPR???????? PAP apeR?????????????
> KISS
BQ: 我很想你
> KISS!!
BQ: Haa... hah... 很想
> KISS!!!!!!!
BQ: Hah... haa.... hah!
> KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BQ: Haah... I can't sleep. I also don't want to. You? Haahh.. Let's not sleep... alright? Stay with me... stay with me longer... Sleep when my temperature goes down, OK?
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HIS. WHA.T

HOLY SHIT. HIS PANTING WAS. R18 LEVELS. WHAT. THAT WAS CRAZY. AJIE??? LMFAO PAPER??? HELLO?? EXCUSE ME?? HIS VOICE WAS SO RAGGED. AND BREATHY. AND LOW. AND DESPERATE. WOWHAT. WHAT
..................... where was my ear nip??? WHY WAS THE TITLE EAR NIP??? LOL
ATTACKED BY CRAZY KISSES. DEEP KISSES. NOT THE USUAL WEIRD PECK THEY DO.

IT WAS LIKE.. THERE WAS A /WET KISS/ IN THERE. WHAT. I'M. HUH. ARE YOUL HFLJKJHFKGJHFGH

welcome. to using the dummy head mic professionally??? THEY'RE CERTAINLY?? INCREASING IN LEVELS??? REALLY FAST?
also going back and i had to use the chinese there because

BQ: 我很想你
BQ: 很想

IS JUST SO GOOD. UGH. because was he trying to say he missed her again? or were we going into a totally different realm of "he wants to......??????????? DO. SOMETHING?"
GOD. JUST REPLAYING THAT LAST BIT AGAIN BECAUSE LIKE. I CANNOT. EXPRESS JUST HOW ACCELERATED HIS BREATHING IS THERE LMFAO. HE'S UM. REALLY JUST. UM. YEAH. THAT WAS SOME. UMM.
belated realization that the "ear nipping/biting" however you want to read the title is actually probably from this last bit because he's going to town on your left ear LOL but he's just kissing and it doesn't sound like nipping so ????
"ili how many times did you repeat this last bit"
me: 😇
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