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Joe Biden rally.

We all saw @realDonaldTrump's peaceful protest in Pennsylvania last night, right?

I'll use this absolutely pitiful display to confirm what I said earlier about Biden's communications system.
I told you to be careful about photos.

This video PROVES that he isn't wearing insertable earpieces.
Indoor lighting an video quality is tricky.

The best lighting is outdoor and slightly diffuse.

I used to paint military miniatures, and the only way I knew they were any good was by taking them out onto the back porch, under the translucent fiberglass awning.
These look the same in all lighting, indoor or out.

They're about two inches tall.
He turns them on and off using a switch in his pocket.

His wristwatch vibrates when his handlers want him to turn them on.

Now, Trump can afford to go easy on Biden because Biden will just ramble all over the place.

Trump will be totally unperturbed.
The only person who should be nervous is Chris Wallace.

If Wallace tries to pick sides, Trump will incinerate him.

They're going to pull out all the FLOPPED accusations from 2016, and none will matter to the voters.

Biden has trouble with strong, confident people.
And every line of attack he can try will bite him in the ass.

"This has been the most corrupt administration in American history."

Well, except for the TOTAL LACK OF CORRUPTION, Biden's right.

Obama and Biden were LAWLESS.

Pelosi is LAWLESS.
The other is accusing Trump of DEFAMATION.

She hasn't filed a civil suit for damages for being RAPED.

She's standing in her YARD.
Biden can say whatever he wants to his handful of supporters, but he's playing with fire when it comes to a televised national debate.

I don't intend to watch. There's nothing Biden can say that will change my mind.

And debates don't matter.
I watched most of the first Trump-Clinton debate and then only highlights from the other two.

In this case, Biden is arguing that NOW he's going to help us.

After almost half a century of not lifting a finger.

Nobody believes Biden. Not even his supporters.
In the past, people switch parties out of desperation.

Since NOBODY delivered, we went back and forth, back and forth, like a ping-pong ball.

THAT was their strategy.

Trump delivers, and that's all that anybody sane cares about.
We're back to 2016.

But THIS time, Trump has MAJOR accomplishments.

Biden has NO accomplishments in almost half a century.

Guess who wins?

Duh.

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