Honestly I’m just gonna make a thread of things my friends day to me throughout the day
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“One day I’ll decide to not be a hoe, just not today”
“I had to take my glasses off so i can hear”
“You are loyal aren’t you? Loyal to these streets!”
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“ I scramble the eggs, you fertilize them”
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“Why do you have an iPad at the strip club?”
“Last time I was vulnerable I ended up a lesbian”
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“I texted my ex girl, ‘You never make time for me’”
I’ve never laughed harder
I’ve never laughed harder
“Stop assuming y’all lesbians are gay”
“Watch my $10, I’ll be back”
“Honestly, I live a life and I choose it!”
Inspiration Collin
Inspiration Collin