Honestly I’m just gonna make a thread of things my friends day to me throughout the day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">
“One day I’ll decide to not be a hoe, just not today”
“I had to take my glasses off so i can hear”
“You are loyal aren’t you? Loyal to these streets!” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">
“ I scramble the eggs, you fertilize them” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍳" title="Kochen" aria-label="Emoji: Kochen">
“Why do you have an iPad at the strip club?”
“Last time I was vulnerable I ended up a lesbian” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
“I texted my ex girl, ‘You never make time for me’”

I’ve never laughed harder
“Stop assuming y’all lesbians are gay”
“Watch my $10, I’ll be back”
“Honestly, I live a life and I choose it!”

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