Translating popular phrases:

It is what it is - Filler to say I can't change it

Agree to disagree - I can't defend my position so I'm ending this conversation

Oof - I can't think of anything to say and want to be annoying

Simp - wow this person finds someone attractive lol

Lit - I listen to Travis Scott

Get a real job - I hate my job and life so I'm projecting

I could treat her right - I have never been with a girl before and want what I can't have

Degenerate Jay is the best YouTuber - I don't watch much YouTube

This is all a joke since it's 2020 and I have to explain that.