Mulan 1998 is one of my all time favorite movies but it really does have plenty of questionable details like writing characters...HORIZONTALLY...across a bamboo scroll

oh and i know Rick and Morty made this a meme but can we also talk about how Mulan 1998 was advertised at McDonald's with Szechuan (??) TERIYAKI (?????) sauce
oh my god
i'm stopping here before this turns into a Mulan 1998 livetweet thread lol but look at this screenshot of Mushu roasting a dumpling like a marshmallow
(which could possibly be delicious?? anyone tried?)
(which could possibly be delicious?? anyone tried?)
me: *tries to stop thinking about mulan 1998*
my brain: BEEEEEADS OF JAAAADE FOR BEAUUUUUUTTYYYYYY
my brain: BEEEEEADS OF JAAAADE FOR BEAUUUUUUTTYYYYYY