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Please read through all of them some of them are hilarious

Ok thread of the best:

Not the police ones (puck the cops) but BOBROVSKY capital letters???

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Zaddy

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Why r the bruins like this?

Okay...

All of these are why

??????

The start of the jesus names...

Ouch

...

I know but... they’re funny?

Im actually dying

... what (@ Steve dangle)

RACCOON JESUS

Bingo Bango bongo????

Cute

... nose face killah... little ball of hate... squirrel??????

Knees breathin heavy????

Kudos to 5head tho

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*This kid’s fucking jacked. Thick, dense, built whatever you wanna call him he’s got it. Legs thicker than my chest, and shoulders wider than my wingspan. Making full use of his frame and with the golden flow to top it off. He dwarfed us all. Bonafide stallion.*