Since we've established that we can't trust MG's excuses, how about we all remember how G said he left and returned the morning after M's birthday.

We all figured, but now... ๐ŸŒš
Since it's MG excuse hour. Let's revisit this one.

"We took a shower on set yesterday"

"...but we were wearing boxers."

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Tell us more about the NC dreams you've had with M.

"I don't remember."

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"We see each other so much...it's almost like we live together."

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โ€œDonโ€™t you have the burger in the fridge?โ€

โ€œOh yes, the one my friend bought..."

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"What was my friend's car again?"

"How should I know?"

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"Did you two go out for valentine's day?"

"Oh, he just happened to be in the area."

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"I call M daddy because I'm paying respect to elder relatives."

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"I wouldn't know, I've never seen M's bathroom."

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"How can you know G only wears boxers if you can only see his face on call?"

"Oh, cause we get up to walk around..."

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"Is that a couple bracelet you're wearing?"

"Oh...M let me borrow it for a while."

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*covers G's legs*

"I'm not possessive, I'm just protecting your image."

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"G said you have to ask his mae since the dowry is ready."

"We have to be faen first."

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"We need more exercise."

"Indoor exercise. Bend and Stab."

"I mean...snooker."

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"Your body smells good."

"I mean...did you shower?"

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"It's my birthday soon in case someone wants to get me a gift."

"If I will give a gift again, itโ€™s not an object anymore"

* laughter as if not serious *

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"Yeah, why did you say your heart is available?"

"It is. Why do you not want it to be available?"

"That's up to you, isn't it?"

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"Don't be mean to my faen."

* Playing it off as pretending to be Tharn *

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"Are we dating already?"

"Yeah, for 7 years, right?"

"Oh, Tharntype ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚"

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"What color is M's underwear?"

* Gets it wrong *

"Why don't you know?"

"How am I supposed to know?"

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* Picks which shirt belongs to M based purely on smell *

"Oh, it's because we see each other often these days."

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"Was the stewed duck good?"

"I ate a cat. A big cat."

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* talking about positions for TTS2 NC scenes *

"Not like that, because the pose when filming isn't the same as the real thing."

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"Would you buy this for your faen?"

"Yes, I would."

"Is your faen P'Mew?"

"I won't say."

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"When was your last kiss, Mew?"

* nervous laughter *

"Eh...eh...I can't tell you about it."

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"To get a warmer heart, I call someone I want to talk with so I don't get lonely."

"Hmm, Who's that?"

* M laughs instead of answering *

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"Is Gulf sleeping over?"

"I won't tell you guys."

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"Hugging a side pillow or something like that."

* Glances at M and giggles *

"Is your side pillow tall?"

"Well...long." * raises arms wide *

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"P'mew, what do you eat to be this handsome?"

"I eat Yai Nong."

"It's delicious."

* laughs as if they're joking *

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* Plays a game where M is meant to tie only one hand of G's to his own *

* Tries to bind both G's wrists as if by habit *

"Phi! You can't!"

* Nervous laughter *

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"If I was with Chopper for 7 years he would like me/not bite me."

"I don't know about that."

"Wait and see."

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"What will you do if the other can't sleep?"

"Lay still/not move a lot. Phi can't sleep when I move a lot."

* M laughs nervously *

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G practically lives at M's house during quarantine.

* Both blame it on the curfew *

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"Sleeping on my left side is most comfortable."

"That's not right. You sleep on your right side."

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"I call my lover tua-aeng."

* acts like he doesn't call G tua-aeng every 5 seconds *

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"Do you sleep talk?"

"We don't know."

"But from spending time together you have not seen the other sleep talk right?"

"No."

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* Reads I Love You at the same time *

* Side eye glances at eo suspiciously while saying the words *

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"Pโ€™Mew and I have a similar daily routine"

"Wait, similar or living together?"

"No, krub."

"Oh... okay"

"Did I behave suspiciously?

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"Gulf and I, food and lifestyle are similar to each other."

* Somehow they became synced, even though M always eats on a schedule and G used to sleep so much he'd miss meals *

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"Couples, when meeting each other for the first time, usually don't like each other. At first, didn't like each other but in the end, they got together."

"But Gulf liked me the first time."

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....you

...you

"The moon is beautiful, isn't it?"

"It is."

"If you love me let me know."

๐ŸคŸ๐ŸคŸ

* have the audacity to admit some of these meanings but then act like it's no big deal *

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"Do it together again? Do what? Cooking?"

"You want to do something else, don't you?"

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"If you have a lover do you like wearing matching clothes?"

"Yes, I like wearing the same theme because it looks good when we take photos."

(Talking about G) "I like when we dress in the same theme, like in the same color tones."

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Placeholder to let you guys know I will pick this up again after some sleep. I would close it but...I feel like there is still more to expose them on ๐ŸŒš
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