Well here we go. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/27/us/donald-trump-taxes.html?referringSource=articleShare

MAGA Response 1: Hell, I wish I could avoid paying hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes! These losses just show what a great businessman he is!

MAGA Response 2: Look, we all already priced in that he was a criminal. This isn't new information.

MAGA Response 3: What America truly wanted was a wealthy New York grifter who was in touch with Midwestern values.

MAGA Response 4: The timing of these revelations about the President during the Presidential campaign is obviously political.

MAGA Response 5: I prefer the wealthy grifters who DON'T pay taxes.

MAGA Response 6: I STANDD BY MYG RIFTER PRESIDANT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH $$$ HE STEALZ

(this one creatively adapted from my mentions)