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die wilden hühner characters ranked based on how they reacted to wilma being a lesbian: a thread
disclaimer: this is entirely based on the first two films because die wilden hühner und das leben is !!not canon!! and inherently misogynistic and lesbophobic. source? dude just trust me
steve: 7/10
• saw them kissing and was cool about it
• fought a homophobe at the party
• i just know his tarot cards told him to respect lesbians
• loses points bc he still told their friends before she was ready
• saw them kissing and was cool about it
• fought a homophobe at the party
• i just know his tarot cards told him to respect lesbians
• loses points bc he still told their friends before she was ready
frieda: 6/10
• immediately wondered whether wilma was ever attracted to any of them - affirms homophobic stereotypes, stfu this isnt about you
• did not let melanie get away with her bs later though
• she isnt cishet either. i just know
• immediately wondered whether wilma was ever attracted to any of them - affirms homophobic stereotypes, stfu this isnt about you
• did not let melanie get away with her bs later though
• she isnt cishet either. i just know
trude: 2/10
• wasnt upset about melanies violent homophobic tirade by itself but draws the line at it ruining their anniversary??
• only wanted to make things right bc the group was falling apart
• „im sure you‘ll find the right guy!!1!!1“ arent you dating your cousin
• wasnt upset about melanies violent homophobic tirade by itself but draws the line at it ruining their anniversary??
• only wanted to make things right bc the group was falling apart
• „im sure you‘ll find the right guy!!1!!1“ arent you dating your cousin
fred: 10/10
• called sprotte out when she was ~uncomfortable~ after running into wilma and leoni
• „i prefer girls too“ ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
• supportive from the beginning, i would trust him with my life
• unsurprising bc his gf is a closeted lesbian
• called sprotte out when she was ~uncomfortable~ after running into wilma and leoni
• „i prefer girls too“ ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
• supportive from the beginning, i would trust him with my life
• unsurprising bc his gf is a closeted lesbian
sprotte: lesbian/10
• listen.
• seemed weirded out at first but always 100% supportive... did something hit close to home?
• her „jungshasserin“ reputation? dating THE lesbian ally in the series but being scared of affection? her... everything?
• probably dating frieda now
• listen.
• seemed weirded out at first but always 100% supportive... did something hit close to home?
• her „jungshasserin“ reputation? dating THE lesbian ally in the series but being scared of affection? her... everything?
• probably dating frieda now
torte: 3/10
• got mad at wilma for leaving the theatre group as if she didnt leave bc of a lesbophobic harassment campaigns
• minded his business for the most part though
• his name is torte he has his own struggles
• got mad at wilma for leaving the theatre group as if she didnt leave bc of a lesbophobic harassment campaigns
• minded his business for the most part though
• his name is torte he has his own struggles
willi: ???/10
• didnt do shit
• USE YOUR FISTS TO BEAT UP A HOMOPHOBE ANGRY BOY
• his last name is
blödorn which is fitting
• dated the lesbophobe of all lesbophobes
• will give him the benefit of the doubt given his family situation. my boy wilhelm went through a lot
• didnt do shit
• USE YOUR FISTS TO BEAT UP A HOMOPHOBE ANGRY BOY
• his last name is
blödorn which is fitting• dated the lesbophobe of all lesbophobes
• will give him the benefit of the doubt given his family situation. my boy wilhelm went through a lot
melanie: -93738262/10
• do i need to elaborate
• would call me a dyke
• IMAGINE ABANDONING YOUR BEST FRIENDS OF FIVE YEARS BC ONE OF THEM IS A FUNKY SHAKESPEARE LOVING LESBIAN??
• shouldve just moved to würzburg with her dad
• joffrey baratheon has nothing on her
• do i need to elaborate
• would call me a dyke
• IMAGINE ABANDONING YOUR BEST FRIENDS OF FIVE YEARS BC ONE OF THEM IS A FUNKY SHAKESPEARE LOVING LESBIAN??
• shouldve just moved to würzburg with her dad
• joffrey baratheon has nothing on her
idk how to wrap this up so ill just leave these pictures for no reason. lesbian rights
just noticed i meant to title this „rating the characters [..]“ instead of ranking bc obviously these arent in any order but i fucked up. gays cant do math shut up
very glad everyone is as enthusiastic about this thread as i am but i really really really really wish i hadnt put two typos in there 
