Summary of today's gist; A thread.

1.
The TL was silent before one Yankee based guy (Micheal) started disturbing with scattered tweets.
He said his wife to be(Defunke) has been cheating on him in Nigeria with Elozonam.
He claimed his wife's bress were named "Mary and Martha" 😭
He also said Elozonam do store chocolates in his wife's bress, shey na fridge ni???

Micheal shared pictures of him and his wife's court wedding, he was already planning on doing the church wedding when he found out his wife is a cheat.
He also said that he is not innocent of the crime either, that he use to knack babes on a steady in Yankee, but his wife shouldn't have done that.
He said he will fill for a divorce very soon.
He also posted screenshots of his wife begging him to take down his tweets
2.

Elozonam became angry, baba off shirt and came to Twitter , he said Micheal is lying against him and he should better apologize if not he might change it for Micheal.

"I did not sleep with his wife" he typed angrily 😂😂😂
3.

Defunke said Ticket wey don cut, don cut. She came and told all of us that Micheal has also cheated on her with Sarah, Fatima and Mary😭😭😭Even Timini no do reach like this.

"please send me details of the filing and let’s finalize it." She typed with her chest!!
4.

We've not even settled the matter finish before Nengi said her boyfriend took a girl on a trip to Maldives last year and she found out online.
It was on this same bird app(Nara) said she went to Maldives with someone's man last year.

Well, what do I know??😂
5.

Laycons Ex (Nanya) also said that she was with Laycon when he had nothing, they'll have gotten married but Laycon had no money then, she said she's happy for him now that her current husband is even Ok with her loving Laycon till now😂

As for me, I feel say na ments🤦🏼‍♂️😂
6.

One guy (Hoekage) once said "women infidelity hit different because they are poor"
One (Yvonne) girl brokeshamed him saying "let the rich ones tweet this"

The same Yvonne babe dey ask for RTs to win clothes today, naso my guy ask am " who is the poor one now" 😭😭😭
7.

"But why do guys who live outside Nigeria look for wife in Nigeria?"
That was the question (Ada) asked before one Patriarchy FC attacker(Tega) replied her with...

"Poverty alleviation scheme" 😭😭😭
8.

Patriarchy FC stroke again when (Kussman) tweeted
"Cheating was made for men
These women are taking equality too far"

Naso feminist Coven open up oo😭😭😭

Dem never still settle the matter up till now!!!
9.

(JumiLagos) tweeted
"If they drag that Doctor now, Ada will start crying on the TL with huge curses and incantations"
That's how Dr got angry and he said God of Iron (Ogun) will punish JumiLagos Grandmother😭😭😭
10.

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The TL has been on serious fire today, Fireman Dr Funmi didn't try to quench any fire today , be like his extinguisher don finish.

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