Found my 5th Grade journal and friends it is a TRIP

Game Reviews

There are no pictures of this, I have looked

I don’t fucking know

Because it has caused a great deal of discussion: Dad was frozen in a steel coffin inside a massive block ice. He was raising money for the Ronald McDonald House, people paid to look at him though a hole. He could pee but not poop.

A weird guy hypnotized him in a hotel room before he did it so he wouldn’t panic. He was not claustrophobic before, but was EXTREMELY claustrophobic forever after. HE GAVE HIMSELF CLAUSTROPHOBIA. All of this is true.