Please please please tell me why I wake up to my son calling for me from his room, I’m so happy to go see him but that is all going to change.. ON GOD this dude took his diaper off and had an anaconda sized doodoo log sitting in the middle of the crib for me.. wait there’s more

I pick him up and run my lil homie to the bath tub and as soon as I start running the bath I hear sum trickling... THIS DUDE IS PISSING A STREAM ALL OVER HIS LITTLE FEETS I panic and bolt to get some paper towels, he tries to follow me right? I cannot make this up bro.. HE SLIPS

Straight up slips in his own piss and like does a full roll around IN HIS PISS trying to get up https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">