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make the qrts as gay as you want. angst, fluff, crack, anything is welcome!
make the qrts as gay as you want. angst, fluff, crack, anything is welcome!
"that& #39;s a dumb sweater."
"shh im trying to check your temperature"
"you used to like ice cream."
"stop climbing over the neighbor& #39;s fence!"
"that& #39;s not the way to my house."
"i found a sandwich under my bed"
"there was a sock on the door"
"that& #39;s not what that word means!"
"put this on and don& #39;t ask questions"
"is that a knife?!"
"uh... that& #39;s not my hand"
"can you hear me now?"
"how am i still your friend?!"
"your bed is covered in pillows, why are you clinging to me?"
"did you just say a bad word?"
"don& #39;t read that!"
"so this is what betrayal smells like"
"stop singing that stupid song"
"say it like you mean it!"
"did anyone bring a microphone?"
"my desk is covered in flowers."
"take it off now"
"is that the last one?"
"i though you said coconut is the enemy?"
"yes, but is it you-worthy?"
"stop telling google it& #39;s wrong"
"good people eat marshmallows!"
"how are you still alive?"
"i& #39;m stuck inside this stupid mascot costume."
"what i can& #39;t see won& #39;t hurt me so i& #39;m gonna wear this blindfold and not care about your wrong opinions"
"how much do i have to pay you to be nice to me?"
"well, it& #39;s not /my/ fault i choose not to be the dumb one in this relationship!"
"no i didn& #39;t hit your mailbox with my car. that& #39;s not a dent on my trunk. it& #39;s style."
"so there& #39;s a soccer ball in my bag"
"don& #39;t call me dumb! that& #39;s /person b/& #39;s special nickname for me. only they get to use it!"
"you& #39;re really gonna make me walk?"
"stop sounding so smart while giving me bad ideas!"
