saturniidae is definitely ace but sometimes they get sick of seif complaining about being horny and decide the easier solution to making seif focus back on the task at hand (angel core debt) is to simply give him sexy dreams about the objects of his desire as reprieve
seif: jesus christ
niinii: don’t complain, you got what you’ve been incessantly bitching about, didn’t you?
seif: this feels like such an invasion of privacy
niinii: i’ve seen you in worse states, be grateful you weren’t having nightmares for once
arguably it just makes it worse sometimes but he gets off and that’s what’s important. right. right

they also pick up on all of his silly crushes long before seif even realizes it but doesn’t bother to say anything until it starts distracting him too much
i mean. considering they’re going to be working together in the same body for a very long time it’s better to address the fact beforehand rather than later right.

seif EVENTUALLY gets over the weirdness of it since there’s nothing he can do, and saturniidae just doesn’t care
seif in supernatural therapy: is getting used to the idea of sexual conduct while sharing a consciousness with another sentience weird.

kannon: professor-

seif: is NOT getting used to it weird. how am i supposed to feel about this. it’s like some weird version of voyeurism
seif: does this not disgust you? you’re some otherworldly being that has no reason to engage in such things, are you going to judge me for whatever i get up to?

niinii: after seeing what you and the serpent got up to i don’t think anything else could surprise me at this point
remember to set boundaries with your sentient magic brain demon parasites before you fuck other people otherwise it’s a total mood killer
when seif gets it in his head that niinii could give less of a shit about his sex life and just wants him to stay healthy/in peak condition i think he would slowly get more comfortable with the idea. as long as she doesn’t make any commentary unless there’s an emergency ASDJFKFKL
he’s mostly stuck on the fear of being judged or mocked by someone who has access to all of his personal feelings and sexual interests 🥺 but niinii wouldn’t do that

she does tease him for his taste in men however because he deserves it
niinii: you should just tell them already. i’ll even do it for you

seif: i think i would rather die, thanks

niinii: you WILL die if you don’t start paying attention to the angels you fight instead of constantly eyefucking the young men in your life
sometimes seif makes these weird cringing expressions and it usually means niinii has either called him out on being a pervert or called him out on being too smitten to breathe
seifs students: wow i wonder what has professor al-qamar so cranky today

seif, making a face while sitting at his desk in his classroom because niinii pointed out all the gentlemen he’s into are 7-13 years younger than him:
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