Sometime soon we need to discuss users of Sydney buses, because, they do my head in

But not now, because I have a headache from no alcohol since half time at the footy. Yeah I know - lame

Oh bloody hell I'm on a bus

It's like I've been punished in a previous life and now being made to endure these short bus trips a few times a week

Today on the bus - Cheryl & Derryl

Yes that's how you spell his name. This is my story so just go with it

I'm gonna tap off 34 stops earlier than I need to because if I wasn't apparent already, I essentially hate people

No, not you. Definitely not you. Just every one else in the world

Oh bloody hell. Cheryl and Derryl just got off the bus with me and now I'm 5.70 km from home with no bus again for an hour

Don't mind me as I sit in the gutter of life, sharpening my Opal card into a knife to stab myself in the heart

Someone do me a favour and walk the dogs tonight please?

Cheers

End of thread