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Carolina walked so Cherry could run aka why Carolina is the og stunt song
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so H first debuted Carolina on The Today Show on May 9th, 2017
HS1 came out on May 12th, 2017 and right away fans and the media were wondering who the song was about
HS1 came out on May 12th, 2017 and right away fans and the media were wondering who the song was about
the day of the album release, H had an interview with Grimmy where he was asked about Carolina and tbh his response in itself proves it's all fake 
(literally where is he looking??? why is he playing with the headphone wire??? aka clear signs of lying)
(literally where is he looking??? why is he playing with the headphone wire??? aka clear signs of lying)
then, May 15th the HS1 documentary premiered and H talks about how it was the last song written but doesn't say when/how he met the girl who inspired it
funny how H, who keeps his love life private suddenly was so open to the point of literally having her name in it
funny how H, who keeps his love life private suddenly was so open to the point of literally having her name in it
the media had a frenzy writing about the girl who "inspired" Carolina so there were A LOT of articles
most of the articles were from May 17th but the one that's important here was written by the Daily Mail
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4515706/Meet-girl-Harry-Styles-wrote-love-Carolina-about.html
most of the articles were from May 17th but the one that's important here was written by the Daily Mail
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4515706/Meet-girl-Harry-Styles-wrote-love-Carolina-about.html
the Daily Mail article says H met Townes "a couple of years ago" in LA, and just a few sentences after it also says they met while H was "on a break from recording his album"
so...what is the truth?
they also make it very clear that it was a one-night thing and she now has a bf
so...what is the truth?
they also make it very clear that it was a one-night thing and she now has a bf
in the same article, one of Townes' friends (who remained suspiciously anonymous) talks about H and Townes and how he "met her once" and how much she loves to read and how she told H that he reminds her of home all which perfectly align with H's lyrics...almost word for word...
on May 25th her dad did an interview with a local news station and talked about how he watched H sing it on TTS and left Townes a voicemail saying he thought it was about her
note: she calls him during the interview and stops him from saying too much
https://www.wyff4.com/article/former-one-direction-heartthrob-sings-about-upstate-native-in-new-solo/9925484
note: she calls him during the interview and stops him from saying too much
https://www.wyff4.com/article/former-one-direction-heartthrob-sings-about-upstate-native-in-new-solo/9925484
after articles were released saying how Townes is a "private girl," her father goes and gives an interview which perfectly aligns with H's story on BBC1-- clearly they're trying to sell the narrative but how did H meet her in the first place? the answer is none other than Jeff
all the articles painted Townes to be a regular girl, however,
she has three sisters who are models/actresses, and one of them happens to be friends with Cam Az*ff aka Jeff's brother
on top of that, one of her sisters is also friends with the Gerbers who are friends with H
she has three sisters who are models/actresses, and one of them happens to be friends with Cam Az*ff aka Jeff's brother
on top of that, one of her sisters is also friends with the Gerbers who are friends with H
now when H wrote the lyrics (shown in the HS1 documentary) he wrote "Town" and underlined it
also, while performing 99% of the time he would sing "Town" instead of "Townes" while looking quite smug about it
also, while performing 99% of the time he would sing "Town" instead of "Townes" while looking quite smug about it
now after exposing the bs narrative, let's talk about what we think the song is ACTUALLY about
tw// drugs
so Carolina is about cocaine. before y'all come at us, we are not insinuating H does/has done coke but rather was inspired by the concept like many great artists are
tw// drugs
so Carolina is about cocaine. before y'all come at us, we are not insinuating H does/has done coke but rather was inspired by the concept like many great artists are
Johnny Cash has a song called Cocaine Carolina so it's not unusual for drugs to be personified as women
just look at the lyrics:
“She feels so good”
“Gets into parties without invitations”
"How could you ever turn her down"
"There’s not a drink that I think could sink her’
just look at the lyrics:
“She feels so good”
“Gets into parties without invitations”
"How could you ever turn her down"
"There’s not a drink that I think could sink her’
to further prove our theory, H added kite graphics for his 2018 tour that would play during Carolina and we believe this visual represents the idea of being "high as a kite" (wow talk about big brain energy)
in conclusion, Carolina is the og stunt song and as always the narrative was (unsuccessfully) sold to us
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