「quotidian」
— daiharu socmed au!

tiny bits of their daily life after episode 11!
- as i mentioned, this is placed after episode 11!!
- fkbu ended so i feel obligated to do this
- first time posting a socmed au https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht"> be patient with me
- most of the updates have some kind of time skip in between!
- this doesn’t follow a very strict plot, just them being domestic.
- my native language is Spanish so i’m bound to make some mistakes!

some background info!!

- they live together because why not
- they are not dating (yet winks)
- they move around the world fighting crime https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag"> but they visit japan very often (they are basically married help)
1. oh
1.2 it should say “aisle”!! i can’t type
2. hong kong
2.2 they are not!! dating!!! (yet)
3. oh (2)

(it should say on monday!!)
4. shinnoshino struggles
5. is it a good scream, haru?
6. tiny update before i go to sleep
6.2 i kin saeki
7. remember when i said i was going to sleep? that didn’t happen
8. daisuke has a cat emoji for him because haru is a little kitty
8.1 they are in love https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag"> but they are dumb as fuck https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag">
9. i’m weak for shinnoshino
10. daisuke is so obliviously stupid
10.1 saeki and daisuke are besties sobs :’)
11. kitty
12. whispers shinnoshino
12.1 he struggles so much someone help me
14. daisuke said “you look cute trying to pronounce restaurant”
15. spanish things
16. happy honeymoon!!
17. spice??1!1!1!!2
17.1 oh??
17.2 everyone celebrates
18. haru has bad taste but daisuke is his taste, thoughts?
19. this cat is my favorite character now
20. i love this cat can you tell
21. daisuke doesn’t wake up with his alarm so haru has to throw a pillow at him
22. everyone smashes their head into a table at least once in their life. scientists have proven this fact
23.1 daisuke is a hairy gru
24. development https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
24.2 this is actually one the first things i wrote when making this au
24.3 hoshino for the win!!
24.4 the difference between haru’s description and daisuke’s is astronomical
24.5 their dynamic doesn’t really change they were already dating they just didn’t know
happy dances now we can indulge into established relationship fluff. also, would you guys like having other couples developing in the background while daiharu dives into their relationship? (i practically already developed shinnoshino a little but https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag">)
cries i missed a screenshot for 24.3 :( it’s important info im leaving it here winks
26. they are dumb
27.2
28.2 MONOPOLY ARC BARK BARK
28.3 hoshino is the main protagonist here wtf
28.4 happy dances
28.5 hoshino is so done
28.6 winks
29. whispers he’s jealous of a CAT
30.1 girls <3
31. cat
31. 2 he is worried cries
31.2 pregnant cat??1?2?3??1?
32.1 it is a kambe thing
33. tw // mention of food

hoshino is as much of a dumbass as kamei
34. lots of daiharu today because i miss them
36. THEY CUDDLE AND WATCH DETECTIVE SITCOMS OKAY?2?!3!2!??
37. spooky season!! happy dances
37.1 headcanon that haru loves using petnames but daisuke is super awkward with them. he occasionally says “dear” and explodes.
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