the conversation i just had with my guy friend; a very frustrating thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinsendes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ™đŸŒ" title="Folded hands (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (mittelheller Hautton)">
*insert me talking about one of my other guy friends to my guy friend*

(for the sake of this, we’ll say guy friend 1 and guy friend 2)
gf1: “oh, so are you two like close now or what ?”
me: “i mean yeah, we’ve always been close”
gf1: “well since you and gf2 are so close i’ll just back off”
me : “...what ?”
gf1: “i said since you and gf2 are so close now, he can have dibs on you over me”
me: “you do realize we can still be friends, right ?”
gf1: “nah, i’ll just let gf2 have you”
me: “uhm.. okay, whatever”
gf1: “what, did you like that i had dibs over you ?”
me: “well i didn’t really think anyone had dibs over me considering the fact that i’m not an object that should be fought over to the point where i feel tossed around but ok...”
moral of the story, k word all men. thank you for your time.

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