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THIS SUMMER
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE ROCK DUO
IS COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN
*insert a random clip of an excited mayday while zuke groans*
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE ROCK DUO
IS COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN
*insert a random clip of an excited mayday while zuke groans*
(timber by kesha and pitbull plays)
mayday, played by kristen schaal: CMON ZUKE WE GOTTA GET TO THE AUDITON ON TIME!!!
zuke, played by chris pratt: urghh....five more minutes
mayday: YOU SAY THAT EVERYTIME!!!!!!!
mayday, played by kristen schaal: CMON ZUKE WE GOTTA GET TO THE AUDITON ON TIME!!!
zuke, played by chris pratt: urghh....five more minutes
mayday: YOU SAY THAT EVERYTIME!!!!!!!
*generic film narrator voice* mayday always dreamed of being a rock star (insert clips of mayday playing guitar here)
and zuke always wanted to be a drummer (insert clips of zuke playing the drums)
together, the two formed
both of them: BUNK BED JUNCTION
and zuke always wanted to be a drummer (insert clips of zuke playing the drums)
together, the two formed
both of them: BUNK BED JUNCTION
but there's only one problem
(bbj performs in front of nsr)
nsr: *stares in shock as crickets chirp*
audience: *boos as the ratings go down*
tatiana, voiced by scarlett johnnson: that was the worst performance...EVERRR
(bbj performs in front of nsr)
nsr: *stares in shock as crickets chirp*
audience: *boos as the ratings go down*
tatiana, voiced by scarlett johnnson: that was the worst performance...EVERRR
zuke and mayday: WHAT!?
tatiana: rock is outdated. EDM reigns supreme. bye. *uses a lever to send them out of there*
zuke and mayday: AAAA-
tatiana: rock is outdated. EDM reigns supreme. bye. *uses a lever to send them out of there*
zuke and mayday: AAAA-
mayday: theyre BANNING rock music!?
zuke: hey, at least we still got power
*power goes out*
mayday: *loud sigh*
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THEY CAN DO
mayday: we gotta show them rock is good too!
zuke: hey, at least we still got power
*power goes out*
mayday: *loud sigh*
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THEY CAN DO
mayday: we gotta show them rock is good too!
kliff, played by adam sandler: i might be of assistance
mayday: ooo!!!
(cuts to them planning while rap music plays)
kliff: we gotta take over by ruining their concerts, and only then will that prove the power of rock to them
(shows the many artists in nsr briefly)
mayday: ooo!!!
(cuts to them planning while rap music plays)
kliff: we gotta take over by ruining their concerts, and only then will that prove the power of rock to them
(shows the many artists in nsr briefly)
mayday: lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!
zuke: how long did you have that in you?
mayday: pretty long time
(tik tok by kesha plays)
sayu, played by kimiko glenn: hellooo!!!
mayday: are you...real?
sayu: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THAT!!!
zuke from another scene: aawkwarddd
zuke: how long did you have that in you?
mayday: pretty long time
(tik tok by kesha plays)
sayu, played by kimiko glenn: hellooo!!!
mayday: are you...real?
sayu: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THAT!!!
zuke from another scene: aawkwarddd
(insert a bunch of random spoilery scenes and fights with the nsr artists)
TOGETHER
mayday and zuke: *epic pose*
THEY'RE GONNA
(brief clip of yinu screaming for some reason)
BUNKA
(spoilery clip)
JUNKA
(1010 twerking)
SHAKALKA
(bunch of clips speed by)
TOGETHER
mayday and zuke: *epic pose*
THEY'RE GONNA
(brief clip of yinu screaming for some reason)
BUNKA
(spoilery clip)
JUNKA
(1010 twerking)
SHAKALKA
(bunch of clips speed by)
BAM!
mayday: THIS IS LIT!!!!!!!!!!
No Straight Roads
rin: hello our sweet sunshine~
the rest of 1010: sunshine~!
zuke: mayday's not gonna fall for that cheesy nonsense! right may-
mayday: *is already in their arms*
zuke: of course.
(credits and release date flash by)
mayday: THIS IS LIT!!!!!!!!!!
No Straight Roads
rin: hello our sweet sunshine~
the rest of 1010: sunshine~!
zuke: mayday's not gonna fall for that cheesy nonsense! right may-
mayday: *is already in their arms*
zuke: of course.
(credits and release date flash by)
(also i forgot but 1010 and neon j r played by benedict cucumeberpatch)
