gonna live tweet while i’m with my family and we’re very dramatic and in the middle of a feud so
my uncle keeps asking me if i want food
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who’s gonna tell my aunt that nobody cares about her sons football game. your son is a little bitcu and i hate him.
they want me to swim no girl i have two pride stick n pokes and y’all homophobic
only isaac can swim girl shut up ur hair looks like a failed bleach
why do children need floaties. they need to LEARN!!!!!!
chad is bald should i ask to slap his head
THEY PULLED OUT THE FUCKING BABY SHARK IM HONNA CRY
ur girlfriend shut up ur literally homophobic
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update uncle asked me for beer... guess i’ll just say yes
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update uncle asked me for beer... guess i’ll just say yes
UPDATE YALL MY MUMS GONNA SLAP MY AUNT YUP
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they pulled out the vodka jellies shits about to get real
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they pulled out the vodka jellies shits about to get real
uncles dad just said “tiffany. nobody cares about the age gap when your children are that loud.”