thread on my opinions about the zodiac signs based on a cancers experience with them!!
aries
-god i hate y’all
-insensitive
-can be narrow-minded
-assertive and likes to deal with problems immediately but like ... let ppl breath first
-emotional but like mostly anger JDHSJSJ and doesn’t gaf abt hiding it
- natural born leaders but control issues.
taurus
-YALL SO BORINGG
-so down to earth like y’all make anyone feel at home
-has a knack for taking the path of least resistance
-extremely stubborn like they will not listen to you and when they’re proven wrong they won’t admit it
- genuinely kind
- oblivious to social cues
gemini
- fake as fuck
-will not shut the fuck up
- cool and trendy but irritating about it
-y’all give gentrifier energy
- kinda psychotic...like good at showing different faces it’s concerning
-doesn’t have opinions for themselves
-will see someone get bullied and not care
cancers
-hey bestiess
-stop fucking crying bitch
-emotionally manipulative
- the most empathetic of all the zodiac
- can switch up in an instant when someone insults u
- A LOT of baggage
-cannot think objectively
- psychic as fuck
- smart ass mouth
- maternal and loyal AF
leo
- if ur a leo woman hey bestiee if ur a leo man drink acid
- HUGE ego
- has the energy to command a room
- shallow as fuck
- either don’t care abt what ppl think about u or care too much and are like everyone else / basic
- ignorant and close minded sometimes, meet diff ppl
virgo
- y’all irk like no other
- will lie to get people to like them
- cannot function if something doesn’t align with the fantasy u created in your head
- weird relationships with ur mothers
- stubborn too but only about the unimportant shit
- y’all the type to go to bed at 8PM
libra
- fuck you
- so fucking pretty like... hot AF
- will lie like it’s a sport
- no one knows how you really feel about shit because u always put up a front.
- can empathize with the worst people
- hypocritical and self-righteous
- will never mean it when they say sorry.
scorpio
- ínstense energy
- can sometimes be followers.
-emotionally volatile
- will not tell u if upset them they’ll just upset u back and worse
- mess of a love life
- expect too much from people
-flaky
- loyal but only if they really like you
sagittarius
- so fucking funny omg
- thinks too much
- kinda problematic LMFAO
- doesn’t take anything seriously sometimes to a fault
- FUCKED relationship with their parents
- the most mentally ill sign
- cannot handle your money, always spending it
- kinda stupid
capricorn
-extremely cut and dry, there is no mystery around you everyone can read you like an open book
- very hard working but to a fault
- cannot handle their emotions healthily
- will blame their problems on everyone but themselves
- will keep secrets for no reason
- judgy
aquarius
- y’all IRRITATE ME
- will leave you on delivered for days while liking your posts
- genuinely funny
- VERY emotional contrary to what ppl think but has NO idea how to handle them like at all
- will ignore people if they get bored of them
- detached and unsympathetic
pisces
- psychic as FAWK
- can be emotionally abusive
- very traumatic pasts
- draining to be around
- fakest of the water signs
- is not afraid of rejection
- we are the world type bitches
- they’re either a shoulder to cry on or always need one
END OF THREAD! hope y’all like my shit opinions.
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