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Showing my husband Waterworld for the first time, buckle up.
His first thought, "oh no. Costner thought he was in a GOOD movie."
"uh oh. This boat is built for SPEED as well as endurance. Wait, I didn& #39;t know there was sailing, now I love it." - @TheBradMielke
He& #39;s asking very good questions: "where are they getting the fuel for these hey skis?"
"Why are they not all sunburned? Shouldn& #39;t all white people be dead"
"Why is everyone so into earrings?"
"Why are they not all sunburned? Shouldn& #39;t all white people be dead"
"Why is everyone so into earrings?"
After about 5 minutes of silence he whispers, "ohmygod I love this movie."
"WHAT. HE& #39;S A MUTANT?! WHAT A GREAT REVEAL!!!"
He& #39;s noting that a gang of villains who just yell "kill" is a bit derivative.
"fire is the stupidest weapon in this world why are flaming arrows a thi... NO NO NO THERE ARE WATERSKIIERS."
He keeps asking why they use do many fossil fuels if hmwe already flooded the earth thousands of years ago... This question is fucking legit.
"very strange to have a balding man be the star in a movie where his head has to be wet all the time." - a bald guy
"She can& #39;t swim?!? Why haven& #39;t you taught your child to swim in WATERWORLD?!?" - @TheBradMielke
Me: did you know Enola is alone spelled backwards?
@TheBradMielke: I& #39;m sorry that& #39;s so stupid
@TheBradMielke: I& #39;m sorry that& #39;s so stupid
We& #39;re noticing this movie about a world full of water doesn& #39;t acknowledge the existence of water pressure.
Final take: "That was ridiculous... And fantastic. Best $3.99 I& #39;ve spent in a while."
(We had to rent it)
~fin~
(We had to rent it)
~fin~
