I’m watching The Conjuring for the first time, this is why I don’t deal with horror. Why are these people STILL IN THIS HOUSE!?

How is the wife casually accepting that she just wakes up with new bruises daily?

This hide and clap game would be banned in my house after that wardrobe incident

Why would you go down those stairs!?

Nah, I’d leave this house with the quickness, maybe even leave this sleepwalker behind too. Bad vibes.

Imagine, it’s not my portion to be troubled by a haunted music box! Don’t be clapping or slamming doors. Do you pay these bills!?

Even the inspectors are asking why didn’t you move?

Actually this bad vibes girl with her best friend in the music box is the one to leave behind. She’s worse than the sleepwalker. Casually befriending an opp and inviting it into my house?

Nah, “you have loads of spirits here” loads of what!?
Smelling rotting meat moving around the house?
Heh.
Heh.

The girls voice doesn’t get recorded? Kl

Nah. HOW MANY DEATHS ARE ATTACHED TO THIS PROPERTY?

Man said 3:07 is demon time

You know, this isn’t even scary. I just keep getting upset at the audacity.

“Pretty far out, right?” “Yeah, it’s groovy” pls sir, now is not the time to flirt with my daughter. There are resentful spirits in my home, get to work.

The ghost juked the exorcists? Just let time pass because these strangers won’t stay forever.

You think I’ll ever do laundry again?

Violently awoken screaming because a witch that you know hung herself in your garden wants to spit into your mouth?
Never sleeping again.