It’s Saturday, y’all. It’s a little late for #SelfieSaturday so instead it’s time for “how queer are you,” COVID-19 pandemic edition.

On a scale of lavender to boysenberry, how queer are you?

On a scale of work from home to WFH, how queer are you?

On a scale of plain iced coffee to unsweetened iced tea, how queer are you?

On a scale of abolition to abolition, how queer are you?

On a scale of we built this city on rock n roll to tear down this settler colonial state, how queer are you?

On a scale of from the top to make it drop, how queer are you?

On a scale of toot that thang up to mami make it roll, how queer are you?

On a scale of gushers to fruit by the foot, how queer are you?

On a scale from sunny d to tang, how queer are you?

On a scale of strapped up to I keep that strap on me, how queer are you?

On a scale of Peggy Hill to I peg these fools, how queer are you?

On a scale from Girlfriends to BAPS, how queer are you?

On a scale of The Alchemist to The Four Agreements, how queer are you?

On a scale from toucan Sam to Tony the Tiger, how queer are you?

On a scale from Kya to Korra, how queer are you?

On a scale from Bella to Noches, how queer are you?

On a scale of Android to iPhone, how queer are you?

On a scale of Vivica to Angela, how queer are you?

On a scale of cauliflower rice to white rice, how queer are you?

On a scale of horchata to jamaica, how queer are you?

On a scale of can’t sit in a chair normally to save your life to sits in a chair as expected, how queer are you?

On a scale from toaster ovens to microwaves, how queer are you?

On a scale from Adventure Time to Steven Universe, how queer are you?

On a scale from streaming services to cabin in the woods, how queer are you?

On a scale from all genders to no genders, how queer are you?

On a scale from uhaul lesbian of color to white circuit twink, how queer are you?

On a scale of ATL pride to “we ride” by Rihanna, how queer are you?

On a scale of beignets to donuts, how queer are you?

On a scale of Capricorn to Aquarius, how queer are you?