Dam, how long has it been since I last did a thread like this? With 2020 being the first time since 2009 to have no mcu films, and with phase 4 beginning soon, and being a bit stressed, I’m gonna redo my thread about problems I have with the mcu/marvel studios. And yes I’ll most
Likely and will redo my problems with the dceu thread.
First, let’s go through all the movies. And summarize my thoughts. Iron man id say for the majority is a 4/5 and solid film. I think the color grading can look a bit shit and some humor flops, but this films mostly enjoyable.
The Incredible Hulk is a very big meh but also a fine enough film. I actually think the color grading isn’t half bad since the tone of the film is supposed to be a bit more dark, and I do like the hulk stiff in this film. Hulks big and scary and I love it.
Iron man 2 is bad but it has its moments. Color grading still has some iffy moments, the writing can be atrocious, it’s difficult to stay awake for so much of the run time, but the sound design is cool and when whiplash is beat it’s a visually cool scene.
The first avenger I quite enjoy a lot, it’s like 4/5 for some of the time but that’s cause this film is dumb and I love it. It’s very cheesy and has some cool shots. But I find it to start getting really bad once the 3rd act started.
Oh now here’s the part of the thread where I can start listening to a lot of mcu fans bitch at me because for the next 8-10 films I’d say these are all bad films. Thor has some nice sets and costumes, but it’s very dull and a forgettable experience.
The avengers was a big deal back in 2012 and while i think it’s bad I’ll give it credit for doing something new. But other then that I really don’t like this film. It’s color grading is horribly cheap and this film looks like it’d be a parody film of a superhero film.
Pardon my French but iron man 3 is trash. I really can’t remember anything besides the shitty mandarin twist and an okay plane sequence.
I saw this film a bit when it released on dvd and I cannot remember a single thing about this film besides it being trash.
The winter soldier is..... oh what is it? It’s on the tip of my tongue, oh ya it’s boring. The editing and camera work is so bad, I seen some behind the scenes stuff and while it looks like the actors were capable of fighting this film hides it for no reason behind quick cuts and
Shaky cam.
Guardians of the galaxy is mediocre but it has some moments. Yondue is fun, some nice use of licensed music, some fine shots, but overall this film is just boring and I don’t enjoy rewatching it.
Ant man is directed by a shitty director and was written and supposed to be directed by Edgar Wright, but because of a problem I’ll go into later he was fired. Oh and I don’t believe for a fucking second they used wrights script, it definitely went through heavy re writes.
Age of ultron is pretty trash. The humor is very bad and none of the action scenes are good, it dosent look as cheap as the first avengers but it still looks bad.
Doctor strange has some nice trippy visuals but that’s all the film has. Although the dormamu scene has funny memes using it are pretty solid so bonus points.
OMFG HACK FEIGE COPIED SNYDER YOU CANT DENY THESE FACTS. THEY BOTH HAVE CAMERAS AND PEOPLE TALKING IN THEM AND THEY DEFINITELY PLANNED ON KILLING SNYDER AND HIS DAUGHTER WITH THIS FILM YOU CANT DENY THESE FACTS ASSHOLES.
In all seriousness, this films boring and nothing is noteworthy,
Oh hey finally a film I think is great and is a legit 5/5. While I think this film has some weak moments In it, villain could be better, but I overall enjoy this film. And Yondue’s death is genuinely sad. And he also gets some great dialogu.
Oh hey back to bad. Oh forgot to mention Vol.2 is the last one going forward I think is good. I like Takia but this is easily his worst film. And I’m expecting the same to happen with Chloe Zhao next year. Jeff goldbloum to be great and sexy tho.
Watch literally any other spider-man film.
Especially the current best Spider-Man film.
Rest in piece Chadwick Boseman. The cgi is bad, and that’s all I’ll say rn. This film is bad but Chadwick makes me enjoy rewatching it.
OMFG BITCH FEIGE COPPIED SNYDER AGAIN. THEY SNUCK INTO HIS HOUSE KILLED HIS DAUGNTER PISSED IN HIS DADS ASHES AND STOLE THE FILES FOR HIS JUSTICE LEAGUE FILM AND COPPIED HIM. LIKE THEY HAVE CINEMATOGRAPHY AND PEOPLE WALKING ITS SO CLEAR THEY COPIED SNYDER.
In all seriousness this films bad, fights are fine but the cgi is bad, color grading is awful, and it has a very cheap look to it.
One of the worst cbm’s ever made.
I saw this with my sisters when it released, j didn’t mind it when I first watched it, but more I thought about it the more I heavily disliked it. Hell my sisters hated it more then I did.
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