whats up guys today im going to be going through my favorite female siege operators!!!! :D :D :D :)))))) this is gonna be so wholesome! :D (in no particular order btw)

here's valkyrie!! :D i want her to punch me. knock me tf out. absolutely put me to sleep. lights out. i want her to give me a concussion, no i want her to give me brain damage. i would thank her too, anyway onto the next one guys! :)

caveria+ her elite skin :D i want her to actually kill me. no joke. one time my team was down 0-2 because most of my teammates left, it was a 2v5 so i just asked the other team's cav to knock me & interrogate me. because cmon. CAV ON TOP OF YOU WHLE YOURE BLEEDING OUT WITH A

KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT INTERROGATING YOU??? YES PLEASE anyway onto the next one guys! :D

mira + her elite skin! :D i want to hug her. yup, just wholesome stuff, no punching or killing!! :D also her hair looks very pretty. and i like her elite skin's animation when she wins as mvp it looks cool! oh yeah and i want to her to clock me over the head with her black mirror

next up: iana! she looks very nice. i like her hair a lot! i would like to take her to mcdonalds. get her some chicken nuggets or the travis scott burger or something. so yeah i just wanna chill. wouldnt mind her elbow dropping me tho. onto the next one!

next up: ela + her elite! :D tbh guys. i would let her straight up ruin my life. her elite kinda looks like billie eilish but thats aight she can still backhand me. she has a lot of headgears with diff color hair that i like too! onto the next!

next up: frost! she was my first main. ah, the good old days. whenever i see a frost i get really happy that people are picking her still! anyway i want to step in one of her frost traps. actually fuck that i just want a goddamn hug. please. anyway next!

next up: twitch! hope she shocks me with her twitch drone! yknow what ima be real guys, i just want her to hold me and tell me its going to be alright. nah jk fuck that edgy shit lmao i want her to beat the shit out of me ONTO THE NEXT!

and finally: kali! 100% honest, guys, i want her to snipe me rn. PLEASE!!! also i want her to carry me. ALSO i want her to beat me to death. i love kali bro but she can be annoying to play against especially on plane when youre trying to spawnpeek. anyway end of thread! :D