Do yall remember y’all first brunch experience ?

What happened ?

1) My first brunch my homegirl whos Lebanese took me . She was like hey Kev let’s go have brunch and I was like BRUNCH? The fuck is brunch bro that sounds like some white people shit

She’s like “no it’s like breakfast and lunch like it’s fun you will love it let’s go . “ and I’m over here like idk man this shit sound lame I don’t even like breakfast like that . Fast forward we do to brunch waiter comes in and was like will that be 2 bottomless mimosas ?

And I’m like ... the fucks a mimosa ?
Waiter : orange juice and champagne
Me: bro this sounds lame as hell who the hell drinks OJ and champagne I don’t even like champagne
My friend : relax bro it taste fine
Me: iight I guess

Waiter brought the bottle of champagne our juice . My friend pours it and I’m like talking shit “I’m more of a liquor this shit ain’t gonna do nothing to me dawg “

1st glass : I spent $20 on this shit ?

2nd and 4th glass : eh what ever

Waiter coming out the kitchen with a new bottle

Me: wait hollup....
My friend : bottomless remember
Me: I thought the friend were ?
My friend :

6-7 glass in :

8-9 glass in

Waiter comes out with a THIRD bottle

10-11 glasses in

At this point my life was taking a very unexpected turn the mimosa bonded with my blood and we became one . I felt that I could conquer everything on earth than I said .... let’s ... go .... shopping

I’m at the mall drunk off mimosa buying shit left , right above and beyond , felt like a rich beech

After that we go to a day party at this point anything Is possible , BREAKFAST , lunch ALCHOHOL DAY PARTY ALL BEFORE 7PM!!? Nigga

Now I’m already out of the mimosa so all I really need is like 1-2 shots to get me through this day party

My friend : are we gonna make it to work Tomorow

Me: shiiiiiii

Now I’m super lit like a fucking titty I am Drunk off this earth , my bank account BUZZING ME LIKE

I survive the day party and I’m in the Uber heading out and my friend goes .... you forgot the after party to the day party

AYO!! I been in the same clothes for ours this is crazy

My friend: we shopping silly we can just stop at my girl house reshower

I’m like :

Boom after party I’m sitting in VIP as all the shots and mimosa coursing throng my system my liver looking at me like

Shawty comes out of nowhere with a fresh bottle of henny a nigga paid for and My bank account like

Next day I woke up looked at all the miss calls , the bank alerts , my bank account , my job calling me

And this how brunch papi was born