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I feel like making a thread talking absolute shit about every sign. because guess what, I don't like any of you.
Here goes
You aries bitches need to shut the fuck up more. Stop thinking everyone wants your opinion whether it's right or wrong nobody cares. and stop fucking with people u have no intention of being with long term. u just want to fuck n have fun until you're bored. Selfish whores.
You taurus bitches either need a foot in the mouth or the anus. The type of miserable hoes to say "no" to you before you've even finished what you were going to say. Greedy, which can lead to envy and please stop keeping tabs on everyone you've dealt with youre pathetic.
Geminis seem to think because they are mentally calculating & can create any sort of response out of other people, it makes them feel smarter/superior. All you are is a bored piece of shit whos insecure n doesn't have any other way of dealing with it. What a sad little life Jane.
Cancers you are cum rags. What else is there to say about a group of people who are so rageful and emotional about circumstances they accepted. They're the type of bitches who will stay with you nomatter what you do to them which makes you want to hurt them more. Pitiful.
Leos not everyone cares about you or your life. You're not important or special. I might just leave it at that, because that alone might make you cry and question your life.
Virgos have been used as foot stools their whole lives which makes them sad insecure pests. That's why they can't stand accountability or negative feedback. they think they're always right and innocent saints. Please, you're full of shit. drop the act you WON'T get an oscar.
Libras at most are extremely pretty. But they won't be "extremely" anything else. these phonies lack any sort of depth or substance and ride the fence better than ANY dick in their lives. They're faker than a synthetic fibre & theyre NOT your friend. Hate conflict yet cause it.
Thinking of getting to know a scorpio? want to tell them a family story? WELL DONT BOTHER! cause they probably already know! Weirdos of society. And they don't have it like they think they do, they just don't know how to keep it in their pants. Paranoid losers. Seek help.
Sagittarius are the type to use whatever intellect they claim to have as a badge of honour, meanwhile they don't apply any of it to their lives bc they're just wreckless scumbags who don't care about anyone but themselves. Their disloyal stereotype is true. Theyre birds sexually.
Capricorns. You hoes are like shellfish. Think you're a big bad wolf, but inside you're a mushy puppy. Your lack of emotional intelligence is borderline a disability. The real secret obsessers of the zodiac. The mandem are also obsessed with women's bums, disgusting perverts.
I hope when UFOs eventually land on earth they abduct all u Aquarius bitches first since you think you're so "different", go be with your people then hoe! emotionally constipated but want to pull it off as "nonchalant" & dont have a friend they wouldn't fuck, you disgust everyone
When scientists find a new planet that we can live on, please dispose of all the Pisces there, they won't be able to tell a difference since they already live in their own world. Chronically deluded & manipulate others so much they start to believe their own lies. Victim complex.
