“Inexplicable Kung Fu” is a VERY good phrase

Like if I wanted to make a spoof on Badly Done “Asian” TTRPG’s, “Inexplicable Kung Fu” would ABSOLUTELY be one of the core stats https://twitter.com/xiranjayzhao/status/1309640614284156928

Here’s my game called “Mysterious Oriental Anime Waifu Ninjas” where your core stats are:

-Inexplicable Kung Fu
-Chopsticks
-Math
-UwU
-HONOR

Coming to Kickstarter this December. Wonton font, of course. And the color palette is red and yellow bc why not.

You have a shared pool of d6’s, which are called the RICE BOWL for no reason other than the asian aesthetic

Your character can EAT RICE in order to become stronger.

The HONOR stat is kinda like the health bar. If you lose all your HONOR, you become ASHAMED and your character is dead [in the eyes of the ANCESTORS].

If your character’s grandma offers you more food, you MUST say yes or lose HONOR.

Also you can READ TEXTBOOK to up your MATH skill. Which is applicable to *everything* because MATH is in everything.

Character creation includes NOT coming up with a reason as to why your character knows Kung fu. Because in Mysterious Oriental Anime Waifu Ninjas, EVERYONE knows Kung fu. And no one knows why.

UwU is the charisma stat. You need a higher UwU to do successful magical girl transformations into sexualized versions of traditional Asian clothing, for example. You can also use UwU to hide your Inexplicable Kung Fu from the rest of the world.

Another big part of char creation is choosing What Kind Of Asian You Are. Except the only choices are Chinese, Japanese, and Korean— you know, the three countries that make up Asia

Character creation also includes rolling a d20. On 1-19, your character is lactose intolerant.

There’s no “healing” in this game. Only MEDITATION

https://twitter.com/NalaWu/status/1309976564080300034?s=20
here's the cover art. please clap