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LUCEPUSSYNATION HQ are happy to announce the introduction of a new feature:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> LUCE PUSSY’S APE OF THE DAY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">

stay tuned on this thread for your daily https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">ape / simianhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan">
awards https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🏅" title="Sportmedaille" aria-label="Emoji: Sportmedaille">news https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗞" title="Eingerollte Zeitung" aria-label="Emoji: Eingerollte Zeitung"> and videos https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎥" title="Filmkamera" aria-label="Emoji: Filmkamera">
1. Koko the Gorilla - 10/10
- my favourite ape of all time
- a man could never achieve what she has

she shook her head & signed “shite”
2. Kanzi the Bonobo
- my favourite ape species
- most intelligent ape of all time
- 10/10 will be featured again

#LUCEPUSSYAPEOFTHEDAY ft. voice over from me
voiceover opinions
3. Uncle fatty 11/10

- I think about him every day
- i hope he is out there living free and fat
3. Uncle fatty 11/10 - I think about him every day - i hope he is out there living free and fat
3. Uncle fatty 11/10 - I think about him every day - i hope he is out there living free and fat
4. Limbani - 9/10
- instagram famous
- can skateboard, paint & drive his little car
- owned by the ex drug lord that was on tiger king
5. Peter the art hoax Chimp - 7/10

- painting by a chimp submitted to modern art gallery to see if anyone could tell the difference
- nobody noticed
- everyone thought it was good except one guy who said “only an ape could have made this”
6. Chantek the Orangutan- 12/10

- knew 150+ ASL words & understood spoken english
- went to college
- from the wikipedia page: “He possessed the spatial comprehension to direct a driving-route from the University of Tennessee to the closest Dairy Queen”
6. Chantek the Orangutan- 12/10- knew 150+ ASL words & understood spoken english- went to college - from the wikipedia page: “He possessed the spatial comprehension to direct a driving-route from the University of Tennessee to the closest Dairy Queen”
6. Chantek the Orangutan- 12/10- knew 150+ ASL words & understood spoken english- went to college - from the wikipedia page: “He possessed the spatial comprehension to direct a driving-route from the University of Tennessee to the closest Dairy Queen”
7. Lucy the Chimp 100/10

- raised to believe she was human
- could sign
- ate using silverware
- created human head models out of her poop
- reared a cat
- drunk gin, read playgirl & masturbated using a hoover
- when introduced to male chimps was scared & disgusted (queen)
8. Nim Chimpsky - 9/10

- documentary made me sad:(
- raised as human for a language study
- researchers were dumb asf & surprised when he grew up to attack them (king behaviour)
- they eventually left him in a shitehole zoo

- when will the ape war come

- his best sentence:
9. Fred the Baboon - 9/10

- leader of a baboon gang
- would unzip bags, steal food, raid homes / cars & assault tourists
- chased by police for 3 years
- shot by rubber pellets over 50 times & survived
- eventually euthanised but when the ape war comes his death will be avenged
9. Fred the Baboon - 9/10- leader of a baboon gang- would unzip bags, steal food, raid homes / cars & assault tourists- chased by police for 3 years- shot by rubber pellets over 50 times & survived - eventually euthanised but when the ape war comes his death will be avenged
9. Fred the Baboon - 9/10- leader of a baboon gang- would unzip bags, steal food, raid homes / cars & assault tourists- chased by police for 3 years- shot by rubber pellets over 50 times & survived - eventually euthanised but when the ape war comes his death will be avenged
10. Shabani the Gorilla - 8/10

- known as “worlds most handsome” gorilla
- can tightrope walk
- pls read the wiki paragraphs... everybody going to jail
10. Shabani the Gorilla - 8/10- known as “worlds most handsome” gorilla- can tightrope walk - pls read the wiki paragraphs... everybody going to jail
10. Shabani the Gorilla - 8/10- known as “worlds most handsome” gorilla- can tightrope walk - pls read the wiki paragraphs... everybody going to jail
10. Shabani the Gorilla - 8/10- known as “worlds most handsome” gorilla- can tightrope walk - pls read the wiki paragraphs... everybody going to jail
10. Shabani the Gorilla - 8/10- known as “worlds most handsome” gorilla- can tightrope walk - pls read the wiki paragraphs... everybody going to jail
11. Oliver the “Humanzee” 8/10
- famous for looking human - had a flat face & walked upright
- they deadass thought he was half chimp half human until DNA test turns out he was just ugly
- poured himself a brandy every night
- kept trying to shag humans
- i’m literally terrified
11. Oliver the “Humanzee” 8/10- famous for looking human - had a flat face & walked upright- they deadass thought he was half chimp half human until DNA test turns out he was just ugly- poured himself a brandy every night- kept trying to shag humans- i’m literally terrified
11. Oliver the “Humanzee” 8/10- famous for looking human - had a flat face & walked upright- they deadass thought he was half chimp half human until DNA test turns out he was just ugly- poured himself a brandy every night- kept trying to shag humans- i’m literally terrified
11. Oliver the “Humanzee” 8/10- famous for looking human - had a flat face & walked upright- they deadass thought he was half chimp half human until DNA test turns out he was just ugly- poured himself a brandy every night- kept trying to shag humans- i’m literally terrified
12. Ham the Chimpanzee - 8/10
- first ape to orbit space & survive
- trained to move the levers
- this one actually makes me sad bc they used electric shocks to train him :(
- all the previous monkeys they tried to send died :(
- when the ape war comes we taking down NASA first
13. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht"> WILD ORANGUTAN USING SAW ???? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht"> 11/10
14. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht"> ORANGUTAN DRIVING GOLF BUGGY & QUAD BIKE ???https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan"> - 11/10
15. Mongo the hairless Chimp - 10/10

- bald king
- so scary
- i love him
- maybe if y’all had his gains...
- when the ape war comes i know who’s side i am on
15. Mongo the hairless Chimp - 10/10- bald king - so scary - i love him - maybe if y’all had his gains... - when the ape war comes i know who’s side i am on
15. Mongo the hairless Chimp - 10/10- bald king - so scary - i love him - maybe if y’all had his gains... - when the ape war comes i know who’s side i am on
16. Washoe the Chimp - 15/10
- first animal to speak ASL
- recognised herself in a mirror
- had identity crisis when found out she wasn’t human (depersonalisation queen)
- liked to paint & play with dolls
- showed empathy to keeper experiencing miscarriage signing “sad” & “cry”
16. Washoe the Chimp - 15/10- first animal to speak ASL- recognised herself in a mirror - had identity crisis when found out she wasn’t human (depersonalisation queen)- liked to paint & play with dolls- showed empathy to keeper experiencing miscarriage signing “sad” & “cry”
16. Washoe the Chimp - 15/10- first animal to speak ASL- recognised herself in a mirror - had identity crisis when found out she wasn’t human (depersonalisation queen)- liked to paint & play with dolls- showed empathy to keeper experiencing miscarriage signing “sad” & “cry”
16. Washoe the Chimp - 15/10- first animal to speak ASL- recognised herself in a mirror - had identity crisis when found out she wasn’t human (depersonalisation queen)- liked to paint & play with dolls- showed empathy to keeper experiencing miscarriage signing “sad” & “cry”
17. Kalua the Alcoholic Monkey - 9/10
- regularly given alcohol by his owner
- owner died & he went on a rampage
- attacked 250 people
- KILLED one person
- sentenced to life in solitary confinement at the zoo
18. Macaco Tião the Chimpanzee - 9/10

- ran for mayor of Rio de Janeiro
- received 400,000 votes
- known for having a bad temper & throwing his poo at people
- threw a turd at politician
19. Ayumu the Chimpanzee - 11/10

- can complete a numerical memory test in 60 milliseconds
- faster & more accurate than ANY human
- proof that chimps have a better short term memory than us & we likely traded ours for the ability to talk

- maybe if all men were this smart...
20. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht"> MORE KANZI https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">

- using the lexigram to communicate
- 300+ symbols that each represent an english word & he knows them ALL

#KANZINATION
21. Crystal the Capuchin Monkey - 10/10

- most famous actress monkey of all time

- she has done more for hollywood than any man ever will

- star of Night at the Museum, The Hangover and (most importantly) Annie’s Boobs in Community

- net worth of £14 MILLION
21. Crystal the Capuchin Monkey - 10/10- most famous actress monkey of all time- she has done more for hollywood than any man ever will - star of Night at the Museum, The Hangover and (most importantly) Annie’s Boobs in Community - net worth of £14 MILLION
21. Crystal the Capuchin Monkey - 10/10- most famous actress monkey of all time- she has done more for hollywood than any man ever will - star of Night at the Museum, The Hangover and (most importantly) Annie’s Boobs in Community - net worth of £14 MILLION
21. Crystal the Capuchin Monkey - 10/10- most famous actress monkey of all time- she has done more for hollywood than any man ever will - star of Night at the Museum, The Hangover and (most importantly) Annie’s Boobs in Community - net worth of £14 MILLION
22. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht"> MORE KOKO https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">

signing asking to put her kitten on her head

i miss her sm https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">

#KOKONATION
23. Lucy the Australopithecus - 8/10

- most important ape of all time
- first human-like ape discovered
- changed our understanding of evolution theories etc

- rumours say she was named after #LUCEPUSSYSAPEOFTHEDAY
23. Lucy the Australopithecus - 8/10 - most important ape of all time- first human-like ape discovered- changed our understanding of evolution theories etc - rumours say she was named after #LUCEPUSSYSAPEOFTHEDAY
23. Lucy the Australopithecus - 8/10 - most important ape of all time- first human-like ape discovered- changed our understanding of evolution theories etc - rumours say she was named after #LUCEPUSSYSAPEOFTHEDAY
24. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan"> baby orangutans scared of toy snake https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦧" title="Orang-Utan" aria-label="Emoji: Orang-Utan">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> I WILL PROTECT!!!
25. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht"> GORILLA SPIN https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht"> when will he stop ?
26. Congo the artist Chimp - 8/10

- most famous ape artist
- learned to draw at age 2
- made over 400 paintings
- would get mad if a picture was taken away from him before he was finished
- picasso was a fan & had one of the paintings hung in his studio
26. Johnny the Monkey - 100/10

- kazakhstan royalty
- RIP king
i did 26 twice
28. chimp try to escape the shackles of capitalism https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">when will he be free ?
29. my favourite monkey news from this year... the simian uprising will come soon
29. my favourite monkey news from this year... the simian uprising will come soon
29. my favourite monkey news from this year... the simian uprising will come soon
30. little chimp feeding his tortoise friend #SOCIALISM https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐢" title="Schildkröte" aria-label="Emoji: Schildkröte">
31. Jack the Baboon - 9/10
- owner was a railway signalman & took him to work every day
- started copying him whilst he did the railway signals
- basically ended up learning to do the job
- never made a single mistake

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken"> FT. audio terrorism from me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
32. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Affe"> monkey patiently sits for his boogies pickedhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Affe"> - 11/10

- this video started my obsession
33. Louis the Gorilla - 9/10
- philly king
- famous for walking upright
- doesn’t like to get his hands dirty #OCDNATION
34.
35. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">11/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">

me finding out that chimpanzees kill & eat monkeys
36. Bubbles the Chimpanzee - 8/10

- owned by Michael Jackson from 1988 to 2005
-would eat at the dinner table, use the toilet & sleep in his bed
- allegedly tried to commit suicide when separated :(
- now lives at florida ape sanctuary
- likes to paint & listen to flute music :)
37. i know those bitches annoying as hell...
38. monkey https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Affe"> slide - 11/10
no ape today just thoughts...
chimp on the BBQ - 12/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol">
Eli the Chimp - 10/10

- starred with danny devito in one direction’s steal my girl music video

- the last professionally trained actor chimp in hollywood

- CGI means real animals are longer needed & a reduce in abuse

- a #WIN for apenationhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">
Eli the Chimp - 10/10 - starred with danny devito in one direction’s steal my girl music video- the last professionally trained actor chimp in hollywood- CGI means real animals are longer needed & a reduce in abuse- a #WIN for apenationhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Eli the Chimp - 10/10 - starred with danny devito in one direction’s steal my girl music video- the last professionally trained actor chimp in hollywood- CGI means real animals are longer needed & a reduce in abuse- a #WIN for apenationhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">">
Eli the Chimp - 10/10 - starred with danny devito in one direction’s steal my girl music video- the last professionally trained actor chimp in hollywood- CGI means real animals are longer needed & a reduce in abuse- a #WIN for apenationhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Eli the Chimp - 10/10 - starred with danny devito in one direction’s steal my girl music video- the last professionally trained actor chimp in hollywood- CGI means real animals are longer needed & a reduce in abuse- a #WIN for apenationhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">">
Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">

- invented socialism
- most intelligent leader of all time
- julius caesar was named after him
- eradicated the prison system
- educator
- killed humanity
- died for the boys
Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= - invented socialism- most intelligent leader of all time- julius caesar was named after him- eradicated the prison system - educator - killed humanity- died for the boys" title="Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> - invented socialism- most intelligent leader of all time- julius caesar was named after him- eradicated the prison system - educator - killed humanity- died for the boys">
Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= - invented socialism- most intelligent leader of all time- julius caesar was named after him- eradicated the prison system - educator - killed humanity- died for the boys" title="Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> - invented socialism- most intelligent leader of all time- julius caesar was named after him- eradicated the prison system - educator - killed humanity- died for the boys">
Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= - invented socialism- most intelligent leader of all time- julius caesar was named after him- eradicated the prison system - educator - killed humanity- died for the boys" title="Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> - invented socialism- most intelligent leader of all time- julius caesar was named after him- eradicated the prison system - educator - killed humanity- died for the boys">
Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= - invented socialism- most intelligent leader of all time- julius caesar was named after him- eradicated the prison system - educator - killed humanity- died for the boys" title="Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> - invented socialism- most intelligent leader of all time- julius caesar was named after him- eradicated the prison system - educator - killed humanity- died for the boys">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla"> GORILLA DOING HANDSTAND https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦍" title="Gorilla" aria-label="Emoji: Gorilla">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚨" title="Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht" aria-label="Emoji: Polizeiautos mit drehendem Licht"> - 15/10 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">
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