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1. Koko the Gorilla - 10/10
- my favourite ape of all time
- a man could never achieve what she has
she shook her head & signed “shite”
- my favourite ape of all time
- a man could never achieve what she has
she shook her head & signed “shite”
2. Kanzi the Bonobo
- my favourite ape species
- most intelligent ape of all time
- 10/10 will be featured again
#LUCEPUSSYAPEOFTHEDAY ft. voice over from me
- my favourite ape species
- most intelligent ape of all time
- 10/10 will be featured again
#LUCEPUSSYAPEOFTHEDAY ft. voice over from me
voiceover opinions
4. Limbani - 9/10
- instagram famous
- can skateboard, paint & drive his little car
- owned by the ex drug lord that was on tiger king
- instagram famous
- can skateboard, paint & drive his little car
- owned by the ex drug lord that was on tiger king
5. Peter the art hoax Chimp - 7/10
- painting by a chimp submitted to modern art gallery to see if anyone could tell the difference
- nobody noticed
- everyone thought it was good except one guy who said “only an ape could have made this”
- painting by a chimp submitted to modern art gallery to see if anyone could tell the difference
- nobody noticed
- everyone thought it was good except one guy who said “only an ape could have made this”
6. Chantek the Orangutan- 12/10
- knew 150+ ASL words & understood spoken english
- went to college
- from the wikipedia page: “He possessed the spatial comprehension to direct a driving-route from the University of Tennessee to the closest Dairy Queen”
- knew 150+ ASL words & understood spoken english
- went to college
- from the wikipedia page: “He possessed the spatial comprehension to direct a driving-route from the University of Tennessee to the closest Dairy Queen”
7. Lucy the Chimp 100/10
- raised to believe she was human
- could sign
- ate using silverware
- created human head models out of her poop
- reared a cat
- drunk gin, read playgirl & masturbated using a hoover
- when introduced to male chimps was scared & disgusted (queen)
- raised to believe she was human
- could sign
- ate using silverware
- created human head models out of her poop
- reared a cat
- drunk gin, read playgirl & masturbated using a hoover
- when introduced to male chimps was scared & disgusted (queen)
8. Nim Chimpsky - 9/10
- documentary made me sad:(
- raised as human for a language study
- researchers were dumb asf & surprised when he grew up to attack them (king behaviour)
- they eventually left him in a shitehole zoo
- when will the ape war come
- his best sentence:
- documentary made me sad:(
- raised as human for a language study
- researchers were dumb asf & surprised when he grew up to attack them (king behaviour)
- they eventually left him in a shitehole zoo
- when will the ape war come
- his best sentence:
9. Fred the Baboon - 9/10
- leader of a baboon gang
- would unzip bags, steal food, raid homes / cars & assault tourists
- chased by police for 3 years
- shot by rubber pellets over 50 times & survived
- eventually euthanised but when the ape war comes his death will be avenged
- leader of a baboon gang
- would unzip bags, steal food, raid homes / cars & assault tourists
- chased by police for 3 years
- shot by rubber pellets over 50 times & survived
- eventually euthanised but when the ape war comes his death will be avenged
10. Shabani the Gorilla - 8/10
- known as “worlds most handsome” gorilla
- can tightrope walk
- pls read the wiki paragraphs... everybody going to jail
- known as “worlds most handsome” gorilla
- can tightrope walk
- pls read the wiki paragraphs... everybody going to jail
11. Oliver the “Humanzee” 8/10
- famous for looking human - had a flat face & walked upright
- they deadass thought he was half chimp half human until DNA test turns out he was just ugly
- poured himself a brandy every night
- kept trying to shag humans
- i’m literally terrified
- famous for looking human - had a flat face & walked upright
- they deadass thought he was half chimp half human until DNA test turns out he was just ugly
- poured himself a brandy every night
- kept trying to shag humans
- i’m literally terrified
12. Ham the Chimpanzee - 8/10
- first ape to orbit space & survive
- trained to move the levers
- this one actually makes me sad bc they used electric shocks to train him :(
- all the previous monkeys they tried to send died :(
- when the ape war comes we taking down NASA first
- first ape to orbit space & survive
- trained to move the levers
- this one actually makes me sad bc they used electric shocks to train him :(
- all the previous monkeys they tried to send died :(
- when the ape war comes we taking down NASA first
13.
WILD ORANGUTAN USING SAW ????
11/10


14. 
ORANGUTAN DRIVING GOLF BUGGY & QUAD BIKE ???
- 11/10




15. Mongo the hairless Chimp - 10/10
- bald king
- so scary
- i love him
- maybe if y’all had his gains...
- when the ape war comes i know who’s side i am on
- bald king
- so scary
- i love him
- maybe if y’all had his gains...
- when the ape war comes i know who’s side i am on
16. Washoe the Chimp - 15/10
- first animal to speak ASL
- recognised herself in a mirror
- had identity crisis when found out she wasn’t human (depersonalisation queen)
- liked to paint & play with dolls
- showed empathy to keeper experiencing miscarriage signing “sad” & “cry”
- first animal to speak ASL
- recognised herself in a mirror
- had identity crisis when found out she wasn’t human (depersonalisation queen)
- liked to paint & play with dolls
- showed empathy to keeper experiencing miscarriage signing “sad” & “cry”
17. Kalua the Alcoholic Monkey - 9/10
- regularly given alcohol by his owner
- owner died & he went on a rampage
- attacked 250 people
- KILLED one person
- sentenced to life in solitary confinement at the zoo
- regularly given alcohol by his owner
- owner died & he went on a rampage
- attacked 250 people
- KILLED one person
- sentenced to life in solitary confinement at the zoo
18. Macaco Tião the Chimpanzee - 9/10
- ran for mayor of Rio de Janeiro
- received 400,000 votes
- known for having a bad temper & throwing his poo at people
- threw a turd at politician
- ran for mayor of Rio de Janeiro
- received 400,000 votes
- known for having a bad temper & throwing his poo at people
- threw a turd at politician
19. Ayumu the Chimpanzee - 11/10
- can complete a numerical memory test in 60 milliseconds
- faster & more accurate than ANY human
- proof that chimps have a better short term memory than us & we likely traded ours for the ability to talk
- maybe if all men were this smart...
- can complete a numerical memory test in 60 milliseconds
- faster & more accurate than ANY human
- proof that chimps have a better short term memory than us & we likely traded ours for the ability to talk
- maybe if all men were this smart...
20.
MORE KANZI 
- using the lexigram to communicate
- 300+ symbols that each represent an english word & he knows them ALL
#KANZINATION


- using the lexigram to communicate
- 300+ symbols that each represent an english word & he knows them ALL
#KANZINATION
21. Crystal the Capuchin Monkey - 10/10
- most famous actress monkey of all time
- she has done more for hollywood than any man ever will
- star of Night at the Museum, The Hangover and (most importantly) Annie’s Boobs in Community
- net worth of £14 MILLION
- most famous actress monkey of all time
- she has done more for hollywood than any man ever will
- star of Night at the Museum, The Hangover and (most importantly) Annie’s Boobs in Community
- net worth of £14 MILLION
23. Lucy the Australopithecus - 8/10
- most important ape of all time
- first human-like ape discovered
- changed our understanding of evolution theories etc
- rumours say she was named after #LUCEPUSSYSAPEOFTHEDAY
- most important ape of all time
- first human-like ape discovered
- changed our understanding of evolution theories etc
- rumours say she was named after #LUCEPUSSYSAPEOFTHEDAY
24.
baby orangutans scared of toy snake 
I WILL PROTECT!!!



25.
GORILLA SPIN
when will he stop ?




26. Congo the artist Chimp - 8/10
- most famous ape artist
- learned to draw at age 2
- made over 400 paintings
- would get mad if a picture was taken away from him before he was finished
- picasso was a fan & had one of the paintings hung in his studio
- most famous ape artist
- learned to draw at age 2
- made over 400 paintings
- would get mad if a picture was taken away from him before he was finished
- picasso was a fan & had one of the paintings hung in his studio
i did 26 twice
28. chimp try to escape the shackles of capitalism 
when will he be free ?


30. little chimp feeding his tortoise friend #SOCIALISM

31. Jack the Baboon - 9/10
- owner was a railway signalman & took him to work every day
- started copying him whilst he did the railway signals
- basically ended up learning to do the job
- never made a single mistake
FT. audio terrorism from me
- owner was a railway signalman & took him to work every day
- started copying him whilst he did the railway signals
- basically ended up learning to do the job
- never made a single mistake


32. 
monkey patiently sits for his boogies picked
- 11/10
- this video started my obsession




- this video started my obsession
33. Louis the Gorilla - 9/10
- philly king
- famous for walking upright
- doesn’t like to get his hands dirty #OCDNATION
- philly king
- famous for walking upright
- doesn’t like to get his hands dirty #OCDNATION
35.
11/10
me finding out that chimpanzees kill & eat monkeys


me finding out that chimpanzees kill & eat monkeys
36. Bubbles the Chimpanzee - 8/10
- owned by Michael Jackson from 1988 to 2005
-would eat at the dinner table, use the toilet & sleep in his bed
- allegedly tried to commit suicide when separated :(
- now lives at florida ape sanctuary
- likes to paint & listen to flute music :)
- owned by Michael Jackson from 1988 to 2005
-would eat at the dinner table, use the toilet & sleep in his bed
- allegedly tried to commit suicide when separated :(
- now lives at florida ape sanctuary
- likes to paint & listen to flute music :)
37. i know those bitches annoying as hell...
38. monkey
slide - 11/10

Eli the Chimp - 10/10
- starred with danny devito in one direction’s steal my girl music video
- the last professionally trained actor chimp in hollywood
- CGI means real animals are longer needed & a reduce in abuse
- a #WIN for apenation
- starred with danny devito in one direction’s steal my girl music video
- the last professionally trained actor chimp in hollywood
- CGI means real animals are longer needed & a reduce in abuse
- a #WIN for apenation

Caesar - WORLDS SEXIEST APE - 100/10
- invented socialism
- most intelligent leader of all time
- julius caesar was named after him
- eradicated the prison system
- educator
- killed humanity
- died for the boys

- invented socialism
- most intelligent leader of all time
- julius caesar was named after him
- eradicated the prison system
- educator
- killed humanity
- died for the boys




