what your favorite chris evans movie says about you: a thread

knives out
- you’re shy asf with people you don’t know but with your friends you’re so LOUD and chaotic like a whole new person
- you’re THIRSTY thirsty
- you lowkey use humor as a coping mechanism
- “HELPSJSKSKJSKS”

captain america trilogy
- you’re on mcu twt
- tl dead? btw so is stevebucky
- you’re amazing at advice because you’ve been through a lot :(
- there’s a lot you’re trying to let go of atm
- exhibit a: endgame (it’s been a year.. it’s time)

snowpiercer
- you think you have superior taste in music, movies, everything and honestly you’re not wrong
- don’t lie, you’ve had an emo or goth phase (or at least wanted to)
- “eat the rich”
- people are intimidated by you and you don’t understand why

before we go
- you’re literally the emoji personified
- you’re a huge romantic you definitely fantasize about meeting “the one” a little too much
- you’re a little lost rn (you’ll get there don’t worry!)
- must be protected at all costs

scott pilgrim vs. the world
- your eyes are burning from playing video games and watching movies way too much my god please take a walk outside
- you’re smart asf you’re sharper than lucas lee’s eyebrows
- you scream multi stan
- you wanna relive being a kid

gifted
- you’d d word in a heartbeat for a dog or cat
- you’re a glass half full kind of person
- you get overwhelmed and stressed out easily (chin up babe! you got this!)
- props to you for being able to ignore j*nny for 1 hour and 41 mins you are an example of true strength

london
- you’re so horny that you’ve lost all your tastebuds
- do you actually like this movie or do you just keep rewatching THAT scene
- get well soon

avengers movies
- local or just not a chris stan
- there’s an exception for iw but still he was barely in the movie-
- if it’s iw you may or may not have a thing for middle aged men
- you’re also still looking for where nomad steve’s screentime went

puncture
- who hurt you
- seriously are you okay?
- you’re a sweetheart but you’re scary asf when you’re pissed
- i’m begging you please fix your sleep schedule
- you feel a little lonely rn in life let me give you a hug

playing it cool
- you may seem a little detached and guarded on the outside but you’re a huge softie at heart
- when you love someone you give them your all
- you hate that everyone pays this gem of a movie DUST
- you care a lot about what people think of you (dw! ppl love you!!)

what’s your number?
- your brain: colin shea colin shea colin shea colin shea colin shea colin shea col-
- 80% of your day is h word hours the other 20% is soft
- you daydream SO MUCH like you really wanna live in a romcom
- you’re terrified of living a routine boring life

fantastic four
- even when the rest of the world has moved on you will always see chris as johnny storm
- this movie brings you comfort and reminds you of the good old days
- you’re a chronic procrastinator—you’re probably late for something right now GO DO IT

the losers
- you’ve definitely had a pic of jensen smiling as your pfp
- your chaotic energy? UNMATCHED
- people go to you to cheer up
- some may complain that you’re immature and reckless but you’re here for a good time not a long time

end of thread!
quote your favorite movie and tell me how right or wrong i was! (my favorite is snowpiercer ) and thank you to em @blvckwidovvs for helping me with a couple of these!
also sorry for missing a couple,, maybe i’ll do a sequel..