10 days later, my Magical Blue Mask Exemption Bracelet still works like a charm. Every time.

People have been conditioned to believe anything... might as well make it work to my advantage.
LOL the cashier just told the other Starbucks employee "i didnt hear you, you were wearing a damn mask" in a very passive aggressive tone... right after serving my nake face.

UNLEASHING THE ANGER
Next level: you don't even show the bracelet. In fact you don't even have a bracelet, you just make the motion of showing your wrist.
Trying to sneak in concerts and events as a teenager finally pays off after all these years!!
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