BRITISH BAKE-OFF: “For today’s technical baking challenge, you have to create a working robot out of fondant and Pâte à Choux pastry, and it must speak Tagalog.”

AMERICAN BAKE-OFF: “For today’s challenge, you must open the biscuit tube with a spoon without poking your own eye.”

BRITISH BAKE-OFF: “For today’s showstopper challenge, you must create a full-size replica of the Orient Express, along with a dancing Hercule Poirot made of marzipan and Swiss buttercream.”

AMERICAN BAKE-OFF: “Put some canned frosting on a Totino’s Pizza roll.”

BRITISH BAKE-OFF: “For today’s Signature Challenge, you must bake a Swedish Princess Cake that is capable of interstellar travel and the performance of simple ambassadorial duties.”

AMERICAN BAKE-OFF: “Put the Eggo in the toaster. The key is taking the wrapper off.”