Apartments all around town are crashing prices and even offering up to 3 months free. My folks have done the same but decided not to extend discounts to existing residents, so guess who may move and find these properties that are hungry for new faces?
I have 3 weeks till my lease expires. I love a good challenge.
If I have to move, what I’ll miss the most is my high ceilings. Seen a place that’s great, with floor to ceiling windows and facing beautiful nature but their 2/2 is gone now and I hate the idea of having to share a bathroom with guests.
My building has an apartment that’s same floor plan as mine, almost 300sqft larger than mine at a price less than a hat I’m presently paying. Is it crack?

Time to gas up the jet, mask on, sanitizer in back pocket and do some tours.
Wanna see the places I’m looking at? As stressful as moving is, I’m getting excited. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
This is all from the first place.
This is all from the first place.
This is all from the first place.
This is all from the first place.
This is all from the first place.
Main bedroom
Main bedroom
Main bedroom
Main bedroom
Main bedroom
The bathroom and closet are just https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">
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Guest bathroom/bedroom, and it opens back up into the living room. If I take this, it’ll be my office.
Guest bathroom/bedroom, and it opens back up into the living room. If I take this, it’ll be my office.
Guest bathroom/bedroom, and it opens back up into the living room. If I take this, it’ll be my office.
Guest bathroom/bedroom, and it opens back up into the living room. If I take this, it’ll be my office.
Guest bathroom/bedroom, and it opens back up into the living room. If I take this, it’ll be my office.
It’s this sink for me!
This is the largest gym I’ve seen in an apartment yet! No mirror size tricks.
This is the largest gym I’ve seen in an apartment yet! No mirror size tricks.
This is the largest gym I’ve seen in an apartment yet! No mirror size tricks.
Clubhouse for residents.
Clubhouse for residents.
Clubhouse for residents.
Clubhouse for residents.
Opens out to the pool.
Opens out to the pool.
Opens out to the pool.
It costs about the same as my present place, is smaller and has everything more compact.
Pros - Has more natural light. Large bedroom. Updated finishing on everything.
Cons - Smaller than my place yet costs as much. 10ft ceilings still don’t compare to my ceiling height.
Next stop. A Harry Potter fan lives next door. Lol.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Has an office book. Nice.
Bedrooms are tiny. No surprise here, same owners as my present building.
Bedrooms are tiny. No surprise here, same owners as my present building.
Bedrooms are tiny. No surprise here, same owners as my present building.
Bedrooms are tiny. No surprise here, same owners as my present building.
Bedrooms are tiny. No surprise here, same owners as my present building.
Bathrooms are ok. Closet is fine.
Bathrooms are ok. Closet is fine.
Bathrooms are ok. Closet is fine.
Bathrooms are ok. Closet is fine.
Bathrooms are ok. Closet is fine.
Large balcony but almost no natural light coming in. This one is a definite no for me.
Large balcony but almost no natural light coming in. This one is a definite no for me.
Large balcony but almost no natural light coming in. This one is a definite no for me.
Large balcony but almost no natural light coming in. This one is a definite no for me.
Also costs more than my present spot. Nah!
Didn’t even bother walking the grounds. Off to #3.
My present apartment is offering me a month free. Lol. First place is offering me fee waivers if I commit by Mon.
3rd stop is the one I actually really like from online pics. Let’s see if I like it enough to forfeit a 2nd bathroom. Lol. It also has the best price & neighborhood.
It’s a renter’s market right now!
People say libras are indecisive, lol, I think I know exactly what I want!
All the apartments I’m viewing are under 2k.
If I liked this last apartment enough to take it, I would turn that office nook into a pantry and cooking equipment room. I’d move my freezer in there.
2nd bedroom would still be my office. That’s the only plus that place has for me.
This is even NO-er than the last NO! What kinda catfish place is this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
It’s not even a decorated model so that doesn’t help matters. And no balcony??? I’ve seen enough. Get me out of here.
This is even NO-er than the last NO! What kinda catfish place is this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=It’s not even a decorated model so that doesn’t help matters. And no balcony??? I’ve seen enough. Get me out of here." title="This is even NO-er than the last NO! What kinda catfish place is this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">It’s not even a decorated model so that doesn’t help matters. And no balcony??? I’ve seen enough. Get me out of here.">
This is even NO-er than the last NO! What kinda catfish place is this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=It’s not even a decorated model so that doesn’t help matters. And no balcony??? I’ve seen enough. Get me out of here." title="This is even NO-er than the last NO! What kinda catfish place is this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">It’s not even a decorated model so that doesn’t help matters. And no balcony??? I’ve seen enough. Get me out of here.">
This is even NO-er than the last NO! What kinda catfish place is this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=It’s not even a decorated model so that doesn’t help matters. And no balcony??? I’ve seen enough. Get me out of here." title="This is even NO-er than the last NO! What kinda catfish place is this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">It’s not even a decorated model so that doesn’t help matters. And no balcony??? I’ve seen enough. Get me out of here.">
This is even NO-er than the last NO! What kinda catfish place is this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=It’s not even a decorated model so that doesn’t help matters. And no balcony??? I’ve seen enough. Get me out of here." title="This is even NO-er than the last NO! What kinda catfish place is this? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">It’s not even a decorated model so that doesn’t help matters. And no balcony??? I’ve seen enough. Get me out of here.">
I owe it to myself to see one more place after this nonsense. Let’s call it a palate cleanser. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
#4 is looking good. Brand new property opened in April 2020.
Temperature controlled hallways. Fancy!
GUYS!!!
GUYS!!!
GUYS!!!
GUYS!!!
GUYS!!!
This kitchen is BAE!
This kitchen is BAE!
This kitchen is BAE!
This kitchen is BAE!
This kitchen is BAE!
Now for the sad part.
Bedroom is small but even worse, the closet is nonexistent.
Now for the sad part. Bedroom is small but even worse, the closet is nonexistent.
Now for the sad part. Bedroom is small but even worse, the closet is nonexistent.
Now for the sad part. Bedroom is small but even worse, the closet is nonexistent.
Now for the sad part. Bedroom is small but even worse, the closet is nonexistent.
I see a hunk by the pool. Hold on.
This nigga is Nigerian. His speaker is blaring Fireboy. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Back to the photos. Oh they have dimmers for all the rooms.
Back to the photos. Oh they have dimmers for all the rooms.
Back to the photos. Oh they have dimmers for all the rooms.
Back to the photos. Oh they have dimmers for all the rooms.
Business center.
Business center.
Business center.
Clubhouse.
Clubhouse.
Clubhouse.
Clubhouse.
Pool.
Pool.
Pool.
Pool.
Pool.
This is the most expensive so far.
So cons - no parking garage, you get covered parking or can pay for a detached garage. Small bedroom. Teeny tiny closet. Most expensive so far.
Pros- COME ON! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
They have an even larger gym than the first property. Gym takes up 2 floors and also has a yoga room. I didn’t go up, these pics are just from the ground.
They have an even larger gym than the first property. Gym takes up 2 floors and also has a yoga room. I didn’t go up, these pics are just from the ground.
They have an even larger gym than the first property. Gym takes up 2 floors and also has a yoga room. I didn’t go up, these pics are just from the ground.
They have an even larger gym than the first property. Gym takes up 2 floors and also has a yoga room. I didn’t go up, these pics are just from the ground.
They have an even larger gym than the first property. Gym takes up 2 floors and also has a yoga room. I didn’t go up, these pics are just from the ground.
Same apartment but empty.
Same apartment but empty.
Same apartment but empty.
Same apartment but empty.
Same apartment but empty.
This one is available and balcony opens to the pool. It sure I want ground floor or pool noise.
This one is available and balcony opens to the pool. It sure I want ground floor or pool noise.
This one is available and balcony opens to the pool. It sure I want ground floor or pool noise.
One thing my place has on all these properties is my ceiling!
One thing it doesn’t have, is the natural light.
Amenities even out.
Moving to 1 or 4 will have me paying about the same thing I’m paying now, if they gave me free movers, I wouldn’t have to think about anything. Lol.
One thing my place has on all these properties is my ceiling! One thing it doesn’t have, is the natural light.Amenities even out.Moving to 1 or 4 will have me paying about the same thing I’m paying now, if they gave me free movers, I wouldn’t have to think about anything. Lol.
One thing my place has on all these properties is my ceiling! One thing it doesn’t have, is the natural light.Amenities even out.Moving to 1 or 4 will have me paying about the same thing I’m paying now, if they gave me free movers, I wouldn’t have to think about anything. Lol.
One thing my place has on all these properties is my ceiling! One thing it doesn’t have, is the natural light.Amenities even out.Moving to 1 or 4 will have me paying about the same thing I’m paying now, if they gave me free movers, I wouldn’t have to think about anything. Lol.
I think I’ve earned a pizza after this walk about time to head home.
I’ve been driving around so I completely lost my bearing. This place is just 14 mins away from home. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
3 options; accept my people’s free month and stay, take 1 with the large bedrooms and closets, take the prettiest and most expensive with tiny closet and bedroom.
All the apartments I saw were about 1100sqft. I’m in 1290. That’s another factor.
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