minimalistic living lwj who only shops at his local vegan zero waste store and the organic farmer's market
the first time wwx stays over he goes to shower and instead of bottles there's just an assortment of mostly beige solid shampoo bars and wwx is like what the FUCK do i do with these
one time after a long and stressful day of work lwj offers wwx a massage, pulls out his perfectly-organised box of 30+ different essential oils and asks him to pick, wwx is not finding this relaxing at all wtf is vetiver oil lan zhan and why do you have so much of it
wwx, trying to help lwj with cooking: you said bring me the jar of rice lan zhan but you have seven different jars of rice and they're each more obscure than the next this is not minimalist of you
lwj, being perceived: the jars fit the kitchen aesthetic wei ying
lwj absolutely runs an ethical living blog where he posts about responsible sourcing and greenwashing and brand transparency. and also lots of pictures of his bunnies
actually just like, climate activists wangxian is so valid to me, wwx helps organise protests and makes banners and wears 39 different pins on his jacket, lwj calls governors and uses his Serious Voice and financially supports upwards of 100 different charities and bail funds
nevertheless when lwj showers at wwx's apartment for the first time and sees his target own brand 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash he does nearly pass out against the tiles
oh my goodness wangxian thrift shopping together... lwj sitting outside the changing room and every time wwx tries on something ridiculous lwj just nods and approves and wwx is getting increasingly frustrated bc why does his boyfriend find him hot in a fluffy pink faux fur bolero
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