whoever designed the Chilly’s reusable metal straws is dumb as shit and let me tell you why

in my desire to be more Eco Conscious i spent a quite frankly ridiculous amount of money on a Chilly’s food pot so i wouldn’t buy so much food on the go. at the checkout i was enticed by their metal straws so i thought fine, why not

i already have a Chilly’s water bottle (i’m basic i know don’t tell me) and thought they’d be useful to have at work so i drink more. went to put the straw in the bottle today and LOOK AT THIS SHIT. VANISHED

maybe i was just wishing for too much thinking that the Chilly’s straws would be designed with use with their bottles? idk i just think it’d be smart, correct me if i’m wrong

no matter, i thought. at least i can put a straw in the bottle and put the lid on so i never forget to take a straw. NOPE. CAN’T DO THAT EITHER

i’m furious. Chilly’s come at me i just wanna talk to whoever designed your dumb ass straws