ok i need to tell u guys something i did as a babysitter at 16 that is absolutely hilarious to me now but probably ruined some kid’s childhood/life

(not literally) BUT this kid had several loose teeth & was trying to rip them out & blood was everywhere bc he wanted $ from the tooth fairy SO i told him that if u pull them out instead of waiting, it’s not the tooth fairy, it’s the tooth monster and he will rip out ALL ur teeth

the first tweet in this thread makes this sound like it’s gonna be way more ominous and bad than it is but the kid definitely stopped trying to rip his teeth out after that.