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Ranking all 61 episodes of Still Game from worst to best-A Thread:
61-Cats Whiskers
Complete and utter shite. This episode features by far the worst character to ever feature in the show- The Lone Wolf, who symbolises the death of ned culture.
Complete and utter shite. This episode features by far the worst character to ever feature in the show- The Lone Wolf, who symbolises the death of ned culture.
60-The Fall Guy
Again a very poor episode from Craig Fergusonâs awful guest appearance to Methadone Mick being hugely overused. Thankfully we got another series after this otherwise the whole thing would have ended on a very shite note.
Again a very poor episode from Craig Fergusonâs awful guest appearance to Methadone Mick being hugely overused. Thankfully we got another series after this otherwise the whole thing would have ended on a very shite note.
59-Heavy Petting
The last 3 series of Still Game get a lot of stick and rightly so in most cases. However Series 7 is fairly decent and would have been even better had it not been for this episode. Fairly shite no real stand out comedy moments.
The last 3 series of Still Game get a lot of stick and rightly so in most cases. However Series 7 is fairly decent and would have been even better had it not been for this episode. Fairly shite no real stand out comedy moments.
58-Pie
A rather forgettable episode although the stampede in the baker scene is quite funny.
A rather forgettable episode although the stampede in the baker scene is quite funny.
57-Local Hero
Winstonâs âshut it tadgerâ catchphrase was quality tbf but other than that is basically just a rehash of the âGadgetsâ Episode with Martin Compston selling phones.
Winstonâs âshut it tadgerâ catchphrase was quality tbf but other than that is basically just a rehash of the âGadgetsâ Episode with Martin Compston selling phones.
56-Dead Leg (Parts 1 and 2)
Not too bad an episode. Although the ending was predicted by most it was nice to see that Tam does actually have a generous side to him.
Not too bad an episode. Although the ending was predicted by most it was nice to see that Tam does actually have a generous side to him.
55-Small Change
Another average one from the later Series. Isaâs world on a roll being the highlight. Navid and Boaby swapping jobs was also quite funny.
Another average one from the later Series. Isaâs world on a roll being the highlight. Navid and Boaby swapping jobs was also quite funny.
54-South Africa
A nice nod to the original stage show and a decent episode all round. Plenty better however.
A nice nod to the original stage show and a decent episode all round. Plenty better however.
53-Job
Another episode that features a lot of Mick however this one unlike âThe Fall Guyâ is genuinely funny at parts. Winston and Shug searching the chambers for the old parking ticket is a quality sub plot too.
Another episode that features a lot of Mick however this one unlike âThe Fall Guyâ is genuinely funny at parts. Winston and Shug searching the chambers for the old parking ticket is a quality sub plot too.
52-Shooglies
Another one that isnât bad but isnât too entertaining either.
Another one that isnât bad but isnât too entertaining either.
51-Cold Turkey
The first Christmas special is a fairly decent episode but weak compared to others.
The first Christmas special is a fairly decent episode but weak compared to others.
50-Down and Out
A decent episode which shows the community spirit of Craiglang. The stuff with Jack, Victor and Isa in the retirement home is gold.
A decent episode which shows the community spirit of Craiglang. The stuff with Jack, Victor and Isa in the retirement home is gold.
49-All The Best
Some decent stuff in this one. Fergieâs stag doo and Jack and Victorsâ visit to see Ella aka Ken Dodd to name a couple.
Some decent stuff in this one. Fergieâs stag doo and Jack and Victorsâ visit to see Ella aka Ken Dodd to name a couple.
48-Gadgets
A quality comeback episode. Winstonâs brothersâ arrival gives us a nice insight to his past.
A quality comeback episode. Winstonâs brothersâ arrival gives us a nice insight to his past.
47-Fresh Lick
Some decent material in this one. Boabyâs old porno steals the show though.
Some decent material in this one. Boabyâs old porno steals the show though.
46-Hot Seat
A classic example of the friendly rivalries occasionally shown by some of the main characters. Ericâs âI used tae be in the Fire Brigade, Iâm gonnae say somethingâ line kills me every time.
A classic example of the friendly rivalries occasionally shown by some of the main characters. Ericâs âI used tae be in the Fire Brigade, Iâm gonnae say somethingâ line kills me every time.
45-Brief
âItâs rainin... and am steaminâ will forever be one of the best quotes from the programme.
âItâs rainin... and am steaminâ will forever be one of the best quotes from the programme.
44-Wireless
Navid being âthe prince of pishâ, âROSEMARY YA BASTARDSâ and âVic Vaughnâ just some of the quality moments from this episode.
Navid being âthe prince of pishâ, âROSEMARY YA BASTARDSâ and âVic Vaughnâ just some of the quality moments from this episode.
43-Courtin
An episode showing that Jack and Victor without one another just wouldnât be right. Also the first time we hear the legendary words âpint a Guinnessâ.
An episode showing that Jack and Victor without one another just wouldnât be right. Also the first time we hear the legendary words âpint a Guinnessâ.
42-Waddin
The boys tanning Wullies house for all the stuff heâs tapped over the years thinking heâs dead is sheer gold. This episode features legendary quotes such as âav got that paintinâ, âitâs no a rest am needin itâs a box of special Kâ and ânae danger Kennyâ.
The boys tanning Wullies house for all the stuff heâs tapped over the years thinking heâs dead is sheer gold. This episode features legendary quotes such as âav got that paintinâ, âitâs no a rest am needin itâs a box of special Kâ and ânae danger Kennyâ.
41-Scones
A treasure trove of memorable quotes such as âGET THEY GINGES TOOKâ, âtake yer cakes and fancy tarts and stick them up yer shiterâ and my personal favourite âAye Simon, THE PRICKâ
A treasure trove of memorable quotes such as âGET THEY GINGES TOOKâ, âtake yer cakes and fancy tarts and stick them up yer shiterâ and my personal favourite âAye Simon, THE PRICKâ
40-Doacters
An episode fondly remembered for the Slosh dance towards the end. Other classic moments include Ericâs tales of his troubles down bellow and Winston making Tamâs grandson (who we never heard of again by the way) cry.
An episode fondly remembered for the Slosh dance towards the end. Other classic moments include Ericâs tales of his troubles down bellow and Winston making Tamâs grandson (who we never heard of again by the way) cry.
39-Cauld
The one where Winston cons the leccy board. Best remembered for they clansman hyperthermia sweepstake, âPay for yer call it keeps the bill smallâ and âitâs a pair o these yer wantinâ
The one where Winston cons the leccy board. Best remembered for they clansman hyperthermia sweepstake, âPay for yer call it keeps the bill smallâ and âitâs a pair o these yer wantinâ
38-Hatch
A classic example of the shit Isaâs gossiping leads to. The ending is simply sublime
A classic example of the shit Isaâs gossiping leads to. The ending is simply sublime
37-Faimly
Jack and Victorâs day at central station is pretty decent. Winston v Peggy is a great sub plot too along with other additions such as the âweclomeâ door mat and âhawf twoâ.
Jack and Victorâs day at central station is pretty decent. Winston v Peggy is a great sub plot too along with other additions such as the âweclomeâ door mat and âhawf twoâ.
36-Grim Up North
A quality goodbye to the legend that is Eric. His shrine at the puggy was beautiful
.
A quality goodbye to the legend that is Eric. His shrine at the puggy was beautiful
.
35-Hitched
A quality feel good episode with notable guest appearances from Amy McDonald, Midge Ure and the Bluetones.
A quality feel good episode with notable guest appearances from Amy McDonald, Midge Ure and the Bluetones.
34-Smoke On The Water
Jack, Victor and Winston on a dingy sailing down the Kelvin. A simple but brilliant plot with some classic moments. âMany happy returns, we aw clubbed together and got ye a tellyâ is one of the best quotes in the whole show.
Jack, Victor and Winston on a dingy sailing down the Kelvin. A simple but brilliant plot with some classic moments. âMany happy returns, we aw clubbed together and got ye a tellyâ is one of the best quotes in the whole show.
33-The Undrinkables
A fitting Tribute to Pete the Jakey and Jack DâArcy. Also the episode highest audience number on record.
A fitting Tribute to Pete the Jakey and Jack DâArcy. Also the episode highest audience number on record.
32-Ring
Jack trying to shit out a wedding ring and Navid showing 2 fingers to a consortium. Brilliant stuff.
Jack trying to shit out a wedding ring and Navid showing 2 fingers to a consortium. Brilliant stuff.
31-Saucy
A follow up to âAll The Bestâ Jack and Victor go to finport in search of Winston whilst enjoying a couple of Bacardi and Diet Lemonades in the process.
A follow up to âAll The Bestâ Jack and Victor go to finport in search of Winston whilst enjoying a couple of Bacardi and Diet Lemonades in the process.
30-Aff
âThatâll be ÂŁ5.60 for your drinks please Mr Brandoâ wins the episode.
âThatâll be ÂŁ5.60 for your drinks please Mr Brandoâ wins the episode.
29-The Party
Nice mix of past and present in this Hogmanay special where Jack, Victor, Winston and Isa reminisce over a party on the same night back in 1975.
Nice mix of past and present in this Hogmanay special where Jack, Victor, Winston and Isa reminisce over a party on the same night back in 1975.
28-Balls Up
One of the better episodes from the later series. Mickâs performance as the tournament mascot is one of his best.
One of the better episodes from the later series. Mickâs performance as the tournament mascot is one of his best.
27-One In One Out
The last regular episode for 10 years. Mostly remembered for Tamâs appearance on Lorraine Kelly and this moment here.
The last regular episode for 10 years. Mostly remembered for Tamâs appearance on Lorraine Kelly and this moment here.
26-Over The Hill
A perfect ending for the characters and the show. Lump in my throat at the ending.
A perfect ending for the characters and the show. Lump in my throat at the ending.
25-Hoaliday
Jack and Victor head of to Canada whilst Winston uses Isa to get some decent grub. Class episode.
Jack and Victor head of to Canada whilst Winston uses Isa to get some decent grub. Class episode.
24-Whoâs The Daddy?
Seeing Jack, Victor and Winston all shitting themselves over the fact they may have a secret son only to find out heâs really Peteâs is brilliant. âIâm looking for a man called Navidâ at the end is another class quote to add to the never ending collection.
Seeing Jack, Victor and Winston all shitting themselves over the fact they may have a secret son only to find out heâs really Peteâs is brilliant. âIâm looking for a man called Navidâ at the end is another class quote to add to the never ending collection.
23-Recipe
Jack and Victor acting as Lawyers as Tam becomes a Dad? Yep this did happen. A real shame that Pete diddnt get the compensation however as it would have been a nice ending for the character in his last appearance.
Jack and Victor acting as Lawyers as Tam becomes a Dad? Yep this did happen. A real shame that Pete diddnt get the compensation however as it would have been a nice ending for the character in his last appearance.
22-Dug
This episode features the events preceding âHoalidayâ and is ever so slightly better. Highlights include Victorâs âdepressedâ Robot Dog Matthew and Winston pretending to shag Isa.
This episode features the events preceding âHoalidayâ and is ever so slightly better. Highlights include Victorâs âdepressedâ Robot Dog Matthew and Winston pretending to shag Isa.
21-Gairden
What actually happened to the roof top garden on top of Osprey Hights btw? Can only presume the council caught on after Kaiser the dug fell.
What actually happened to the roof top garden on top of Osprey Hights btw? Can only presume the council caught on after Kaiser the dug fell.
20-Swottin
Mark the quiz master was a quality guest addition. NAE POINTS PRICK!
Mark the quiz master was a quality guest addition. NAE POINTS PRICK!
19-Seconds Out
Featuring guest appearances from Jim Watt and Michelle McMannus, Boaby and Stevieâs rivalry made this episode a true classic.
Featuring guest appearances from Jim Watt and Michelle McMannus, Boaby and Stevieâs rivalry made this episode a true classic.
18-Scran
Jack, Victor and Winston become pro caterers and piss off a âclean psychoâ as described by Winston. Never forget Winston saying â1800 good men went down that dayâ as if theyâd died when in reality theyâd just gotten the shits.
Jack, Victor and Winston become pro caterers and piss off a âclean psychoâ as described by Winston. Never forget Winston saying â1800 good men went down that dayâ as if theyâd died when in reality theyâd just gotten the shits.
17-Lights Out
A truck crashing into a power station causes everybody to panic buy from Navidâs like itâs the early days of COVID. The episode ends with Winston using the method of putting Snooker Balls in a sock as seen in the 1979 Ray Winston film âScumâ to see of some burglars.
A truck crashing into a power station causes everybody to panic buy from Navidâs like itâs the early days of COVID. The episode ends with Winston using the method of putting Snooker Balls in a sock as seen in the 1979 Ray Winston film âScumâ to see of some burglars.
16-Tappin
âThereâs a money lender in Craiglangâ
â**whistle** wa wa waâ
âThereâs a money lender in Craiglangâ
â**whistle** wa wa waâ
15-Hyper
âWhere are yous when a need you? HYPERDALES, shopping like posh spice on cokeâ was a stroke of genius.
âWhere are yous when a need you? HYPERDALES, shopping like posh spice on cokeâ was a stroke of genius.
14-Hootenanny
The line about Gary Glitter has me in stitches every time along with âHAPPY NEW YEAR YA SHEEP SHAGGING ARSEHOLESâ
The line about Gary Glitter has me in stitches every time along with âHAPPY NEW YEAR YA SHEEP SHAGGING ARSEHOLESâ
13-Oot
A real shame we never got to see former Doctor Who Sylvester McCoy as Archie again. One of the best guest characters to feature.
A real shame we never got to see former Doctor Who Sylvester McCoy as Archie again. One of the best guest characters to feature.
12-Dial A Bus
Robbie Coltrane guest staring as a mental bus driver whilst Winston runs a mock in the Clansman with Boaby gone you say? Comedy gold written all over it. Ericâs rendition of Sinatraâs âMy Wayâ is next level.
Robbie Coltrane guest staring as a mental bus driver whilst Winston runs a mock in the Clansman with Boaby gone you say? Comedy gold written all over it. Ericâs rendition of Sinatraâs âMy Wayâ is next level.
11-Fly Fishing
By far the best episode of the newer series. This episode is true classic Still Game.
By far the best episode of the newer series. This episode is true classic Still Game.
10-Fly Society
Iâm not sure what my favourite lie told in this episode is. Probably Jackâs claim of âIâve got a boatâ
Iâm not sure what my favourite lie told in this episode is. Probably Jackâs claim of âIâve got a boatâ
9-Hard Nuts
If âBlightys hardest boozersâ actually existed then you bet Iâd be watching it. Mind you I suppose Britainâs Toughest Pubs was close enough
If âBlightys hardest boozersâ actually existed then you bet Iâd be watching it. Mind you I suppose Britainâs Toughest Pubs was close enough
8-Buntin
Navid, Shug and Winston looking for a fox in the middle of the night whilst Jack and Victor stalk Pete the Jakey just says great episode really. Although I can hear a ned shouting ânaw it disnaeâ
Navid, Shug and Winston looking for a fox in the middle of the night whilst Jack and Victor stalk Pete the Jakey just says great episode really. Although I can hear a ned shouting ânaw it disnaeâ
7-Big Yin
Clive Russel was bloody brilliant as Innes. A true classic and probably the first thing you think of when you see a bottle of midouri.
Clive Russel was bloody brilliant as Innes. A true classic and probably the first thing you think of when you see a bottle of midouri.
6-Flittin
What an introduction. âOpen the door for I am a bogus gas man and am here tae ransack... yer hooseâ
What an introduction. âOpen the door for I am a bogus gas man and am here tae ransack... yer hooseâ
5-Wummin
âThis is the ballad of Mrs Begg
Who doubted Winstonâs dodgy leg
Now she waits on me round the clock
Because she got fond of
AULD
BERTS
COCKâ
Admit it you sang that
âThis is the ballad of Mrs Begg
Who doubted Winstonâs dodgy leg
Now she waits on me round the clock
Because she got fond of
AULD
BERTS
COCKâ
Admit it you sang that
4-Drama
Winston finally gets one over Stevie thanks to the help of John McCririck while Jack and Victor get sloshed at a whisky distillery. That just tells you itâs a classic
Winston finally gets one over Stevie thanks to the help of John McCririck while Jack and Victor get sloshed at a whisky distillery. That just tells you itâs a classic
3-Plum Number
The boys teaming up to try and cheat Boaby out of the puggyâs jackpot is inspiring stuff.
The boys teaming up to try and cheat Boaby out of the puggyâs jackpot is inspiring stuff.
2-Kill Wullie
If youâre after a load of classic still game quotes look no further. This episode includes classics such as:
âI like the PlayStationâ
âGot any condoms Navid?â
âWhen life hands you melons, make melonadeâ
And âYou smoked yer leg aff?â
If youâre after a load of classic still game quotes look no further. This episode includes classics such as:
âI like the PlayStationâ
âGot any condoms Navid?â
âWhen life hands you melons, make melonadeâ
And âYou smoked yer leg aff?â
1-Cairds
A simply faultless episode from start to finish. From âIâll focus my boot on yer arseâ to âLadies and Gentlemen, Shug...and two polis. By far the greatest episode of any series
A simply faultless episode from start to finish. From âIâll focus my boot on yer arseâ to âLadies and Gentlemen, Shug...and two polis. By far the greatest episode of any series
