Honestly Inquisition's Jaws of Hakkon missed a major opportunity to have one/multiple giant crocodiles in the rivers. Could you imagine? Everything's already pretty overgrown. Instead of the spiders or Hakkonites the Inquisition runs into this giant beast covered in plants, like:
like, you're telling me that this place isn't infested w alligators/crocodiles? no ma'am that's just not right !
at the same time though i hate crocodiles and sharks in videogames. the far cry crocs? nope! no thank u. sharks in sea of thieves? BIG nope. fuck that.

"alister what's the point of this thread then?" i'm a glutton for punishment and i wanna fight some big scaly bois, bioware
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