harry styles as ford pickup trucks ~ an important thread

2020 ranger = hunched over harry
- has "more than enough power despite its mere four cylinders" (4 nipples???)
- cheapest of the 5
- "you'll need to visit the chiropractor"

2020 f-150 = frat boy harry
- "a few rivals are more upscale"
- "fell short of fuel economy estimates"
- "all around work truck"

2021 f-250 = harry dancing idk
- "pleasant interior"
- diesel torque (whatever that means)
- "it boogies away from lights"

2021 f-350 = "hiking" harry
- off-road package available!
- "friendly and accessible"
- "not the freshest choice"

2021 f-450 = kiwi three times harry
- "performs like a champ"
- "the radio is like a concert"
- "in a league of its own"
- "will put a smile on your face"

bonus! hot wheels pickup = knockoff harry
- cheap
- fake
- not really a truck /:

end of thread!!!