Thread by @SaintanicDonDon, yall know kenai & khloe but aint know about tweet tweet & [...]

yall know kenai & khloe
but aint know about tweet tweet & blu

blu is the singer

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tweet tweet is blu’s guardian

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they became lovebirds at first sight

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the story behind how they became
lovebirds

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yall know kenai & khloe but aint know about tweet tweet & blublu is the singer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

jkm was heavy off the sativa
one cold winter morning.....
(when) still had a dodge challenger)

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pulls up to target to do target ting

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💡" title="Elektrische Glühbirne" aria-label="Emoji: Elektrische Glühbirne">gets urge to buy some birds

ᶠⁱᵍᵘʳᵉᵈ yUh know, dont have money
to get yatted

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💉" title="Spritze" aria-label="Emoji: Spritze"> so, you know,
why not invest in some new pets

get to pet smart and thought to
myself ’mmʷᵒʷ pet smart has
some very very nice selection
of parakeets’

so 3 lucky (soon to be unlucky)
birds made the cut

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blue bird (not blu)
green bird (

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white bird (tweet tweet today)

jkm does dad duty buys them
proper cage

but jkm heavy sativa’d self

ᵈⁱᵈⁿᵗ buy food

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this where

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YO DONT CALL PETA!

so they make it to jkms house

ⁿᵒʷ i didnthink this thru before

but if i was a bird out of three

just got kidnapped

put in cage with two strangers

you would have to rationalize
that these birds might fight
over territory

anyways

i let them out of cage to explore

bad idea

before continuing, unless you use
‘gone off sativa’ as ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ(

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as to why you wont/didnt, PLEASE
do your studying on how to care
for birds y’all lol they’re an easy pet
but still need proper care

didnt know they were supposed to acclimate to their new surroundings

set them free to roam the 2 story

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it was atʇhis moment...

green bird got zapped

D i S A P P E A R E D

tweet tweet and blue bird were
cooling it above the foyer

but the green bird got zapped
like i couldnt find the green bird

figured the green bird will show
itself soon again eventually

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y’all when you gonna hear what
happened lol WARNING now this
aint for the weak (not)

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yo PETA imUh let you finish.. buh-

meanwhile

jkm and sativa in winter 2018
was a sensitive time. the BEST
time for sativa, but just sensitive

couldn’t find the energy to gently
grasp the birds to put them bacc
in cage. thought if i tried, would
squish them

so (dad)RkM comes and shows
how to do it
(you this niggh a mr
miyagi btw this niggh is a FLY
catcher

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RkM puts blue bird and tweet tweet
in cage, with green bird still vanished

ᵍᵉⁿᵗˡᵉⁿᵉˢˢ

couple days pass

ˢᵗⁱˡˡ no green bird

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what do you think happened

here will let you think for few seconds while scrolling through
tweets which are allowing you
to guess

so just GUESS

do you have a guess? take
few more milliseconds

anything?

anyways

more days passed and i just
accept fact that mr or ms
keisha green bird fuccn dead

figure

damn kenai & khloe went savage
and ate green bird

knew this was possibility bc one
time me and maleficent got pet
bunnies and her dog ate their
babies

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yo PETA

so kenai and/or khloe ate the
green bird y’all i was disappointed
but not mad because those are MY
canines i will KILL peta and eat their
dogs lol NO I DONT EAT DOGS

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ˡᵒˡ im not ʷᵘʰᵃⁿᵉˢᵉ LMAO WUHAN
IM SORRY

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and that’s the fate of green bird

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meanwhile tweet tweet and blue
bird getting along just fine kinda

but remember jkm is under heavy
sativa at its PEAK (yo retrograde
to the winter 2018 sativa’d jkm

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so i was feeding them regularly

just not enough every time

they were surviving so i thought
everything was going

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side note: again remember to do
research on how to properly care
for these easy to care for pets

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was doing everything you not
really pose to do, innocently
unknowingly, sativaly

for example

keeping the cage at a level to where
the birds are looking up at you

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instead of down at you or at eye
level

trying to grab them when still adjusting to you/new environment

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keeping them in PITCH BLACK
(

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🆗" title="Quadratisches OK" aria-label="Emoji: Quadratisches OK"> to put blanket over cage but still need light)

anyways

january 2019 comes and its time for
jkm to meet the woman who would
dub him a year later to a very very
zlightly uglz fellow (lol(not)jk) wish
then the very very be$t

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january 2019 comes and the mico
family gotta take over to watch my
babies

obviously not 100% their responsibility so they dont know how much to feed

RkM known time stretch resources
as far as possible must have underestimated the amount to feed or idk i didnt day how much

few months later jkm gets news that
blue bird passed away

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got over it quick lol sorry peta

but when returning for a visit
home, white bird was the
only bird left. tried to interact

but yall lemme tell yall

this(not)BITCH(shes a girl)
was T E R R I F I E D

any time you get close to cage

white bird gets frantic flies all
around cage

was like that for maybe 6/7/8 months

couldnt take her out of cage.
she got scared when someone
around cage, anything scared her

mustUh felt lonely too in pitch
black garage every night, and
STILL under a blanket

pure darkness peta

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end of summer 2019 comes around
and i finally find motivation to read
up on how to regain a birds trust

she was legit traumatized from going to 3 birds to being alone

internet basically said once you
lose birds trust, hard to get back

JkM said ᵃⁱᵍʰᵗ betʇhat

lmao dont remember what i had to do
but remember it didnt work

so

jkm said FUCC this and just
grabbed the bird & squeezed
in hands so wouldnt fly away

held in grasp of my hand, brushing
her head with tip of my finger

she tried escaping but i was in
‘let me love you!’ moment

spent five minutes doing so and
put her back in cage.........YALL lol HER

THIS (not) BITCH stood TALL
and SPREAD EAGLED on me

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my pussy *ss got hellUh scared

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ran out of space on this thread

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