Read on Twitter
yall know kenai & khloe
but aint know about tweet tweet & blu
blu is the singer
tweet tweet is blu’s guardian
they became lovebirds at first sight
the story behind how they became
lovebirds
but aint know about tweet tweet & blu
blu is the singer
tweet tweet is blu’s guardian
they became lovebirds at first sight
the story behind how they became
lovebirds
jkm was heavy off the sativa
one cold winter morning.....
(when) still had a dodge challenger)
pulls up to target to do target ting
gets urge to buy some birds
ᶠⁱᵍᵘʳᵉᵈ yUh know, dont have money
to get yatted
so, you know,
why not invest in some new pets
one cold winter morning.....
(when) still had a dodge challenger)
pulls up to target to do target ting
gets urge to buy some birdsᶠⁱᵍᵘʳᵉᵈ yUh know, dont have money
to get yatted
so, you know,why not invest in some new pets
get to pet smart and thought to
myself ’mmʷᵒʷ pet smart has
some very very nice selection
of parakeets’
myself ’mmʷᵒʷ pet smart has
some very very nice selection
of parakeets’
so 3 lucky (soon to be unlucky)
birds made the cut
blue bird (not blu)
green bird (
)
white bird (tweet tweet today)
jkm does dad duty buys them
proper cage
but jkm heavy sativa’d self
ᵈⁱᵈⁿᵗ buy food
this where
hits the fan
YO DONT CALL PETA!
birds made the cut
blue bird (not blu)
green bird (
)white bird (tweet tweet today)
jkm does dad duty buys them
proper cage
but jkm heavy sativa’d self
ᵈⁱᵈⁿᵗ buy food
this where
hits the fanYO DONT CALL PETA!
so they make it to jkms house
ⁿᵒʷ i didnthink this thru before
but if i was a bird out of three
just got kidnapped
put in cage with two strangers
you would have to rationalize
that these birds might fight
over territory
anyways
i let them out of cage to explore
bad idea
ⁿᵒʷ i didnthink this thru before
but if i was a bird out of three
just got kidnapped
put in cage with two strangers
you would have to rationalize
that these birds might fight
over territory
anyways
i let them out of cage to explore
bad idea
before continuing, unless you use
‘gone off sativa’ as ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ(
) reason
as to why you wont/didnt, PLEASE
do your studying on how to care
for birds y’all lol they’re an easy pet
but still need proper care
didnt know they were supposed to acclimate to their new surroundings
‘gone off sativa’ as ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ(
) reasonas to why you wont/didnt, PLEASE
do your studying on how to care
for birds y’all lol they’re an easy pet
but still need proper care
didnt know they were supposed to acclimate to their new surroundings
set them free to roam the 2 story
it was atʇhis moment...
green bird got zapped
D i S A P P E A R E D
tweet tweet and blue bird were
cooling it above the foyer
it was atʇhis moment...
green bird got zapped
D i S A P P E A R E D
tweet tweet and blue bird were
cooling it above the foyer
but the green bird got zapped
like i couldnt find the green bird
figured the green bird will show
itself soon again eventually
like i couldnt find the green bird
figured the green bird will show
itself soon again eventually
y’all when you gonna hear what
happened lol WARNING now this
aint for the weak (not)
yo PETA imUh let you finish.. buh-
happened lol WARNING now this
aint for the weak (not)
yo PETA imUh let you finish.. buh-
meanwhile
jkm and sativa in winter 2018
was a sensitive time. the BEST
time for sativa, but just sensitive
couldn’t find the energy to gently
grasp the birds to put them bacc
in cage. thought if i tried, would
squish them
jkm and sativa in winter 2018
was a sensitive time. the BEST
time for sativa, but just sensitive
couldn’t find the energy to gently
grasp the birds to put them bacc
in cage. thought if i tried, would
squish them
so (dad)RkM comes and shows
how to do it
(you this niggh a mr
miyagi btw this niggh is a FLY
catcher
)
RkM puts blue bird and tweet tweet
in cage, with green bird still vanished
ᵍᵉⁿᵗˡᵉⁿᵉˢˢ
how to do it
(you this niggh a mr
miyagi btw this niggh is a FLY
catcher
)RkM puts blue bird and tweet tweet
in cage, with green bird still vanished
ᵍᵉⁿᵗˡᵉⁿᵉˢˢ
couple days pass
ˢᵗⁱˡˡ no green bird
what do you think happened
here will let you think for few seconds while scrolling through
tweets which are allowing you
to guess
so just GUESS
ˢᵗⁱˡˡ no green bird
what do you think happened
here will let you think for few seconds while scrolling through
tweets which are allowing you
to guess
so just GUESS
do you have a guess? take
few more milliseconds
few more milliseconds
anything?
anyways
more days passed and i just
accept fact that mr or ms
keisha green bird fuccn dead
figure
damn kenai & khloe went savage
and ate green bird
knew this was possibility bc one
time me and maleficent got pet
bunnies and her dog ate their
babies
yo PETA
more days passed and i just
accept fact that mr or ms
keisha green bird fuccn dead
figure
damn kenai & khloe went savage
and ate green bird
knew this was possibility bc one
time me and maleficent got pet
bunnies and her dog ate their
babies
yo PETA
so kenai and/or khloe ate the
green bird y’all i was disappointed
but not mad because those are MY
canines i will KILL peta and eat their
dogs lol NO I DONT EAT DOGS
ˡᵒˡ im not ʷᵘʰᵃⁿᵉˢᵉ LMAO WUHAN
IM SORRY
green bird y’all i was disappointed
but not mad because those are MY
canines i will KILL peta and eat their
dogs lol NO I DONT EAT DOGS
ˡᵒˡ im not ʷᵘʰᵃⁿᵉˢᵉ LMAO WUHAN
IM SORRY
and that’s the fate of green bird 
meanwhile tweet tweet and blue
bird getting along just fine kinda
but remember jkm is under heavy
sativa at its PEAK (yo retrograde
to the winter 2018 sativa’d jkm
)
so i was feeding them regularly
just not enough every time
meanwhile tweet tweet and blue
bird getting along just fine kinda
but remember jkm is under heavy
sativa at its PEAK (yo retrograde
to the winter 2018 sativa’d jkm
)so i was feeding them regularly
just not enough every time
they were surviving so i thought
everything was going
finally
side note: again remember to do
research on how to properly care
for these easy to care for pets
was doing everything you not
really pose to do, innocently
unknowingly, sativaly
everything was going
finally side note: again remember to do
research on how to properly care
for these easy to care for pets
was doing everything you not
really pose to do, innocently
unknowingly, sativaly
for example
keeping the cage at a level to where
the birds are looking up at you
instead of down at you or at eye
level
trying to grab them when still adjusting to you/new environment
keeping them in PITCH BLACK
(
to put blanket over cage but still need light)
keeping the cage at a level to where
the birds are looking up at you
instead of down at you or at eye
level
trying to grab them when still adjusting to you/new environment
keeping them in PITCH BLACK
(
to put blanket over cage but still need light)
anyways
january 2019 comes and its time for
jkm to meet the woman who would
dub him a year later to a very very
zlightly uglz fellow (lol(not)jk) wish
then the very very be$t
january 2019 comes and the mico
family gotta take over to watch my
babies
january 2019 comes and its time for
jkm to meet the woman who would
dub him a year later to a very very
zlightly uglz fellow (lol(not)jk) wish
then the very very be$t
january 2019 comes and the mico
family gotta take over to watch my
babies
obviously not 100% their responsibility so they dont know how much to feed
RkM known time stretch resources
as far as possible must have underestimated the amount to feed or idk i didnt day how much
few months later jkm gets news that
blue bird passed away
RkM known time stretch resources
as far as possible must have underestimated the amount to feed or idk i didnt day how much
few months later jkm gets news that
blue bird passed away
got over it quick lol sorry peta
but when returning for a visit
home, white bird was the
only bird left. tried to interact
but yall lemme tell yall
this(not)BITCH(shes a girl)
was T E R R I F I E D
any time you get close to cage
white bird gets frantic flies all
around cage
but when returning for a visit
home, white bird was the
only bird left. tried to interact
but yall lemme tell yall
this(not)BITCH(shes a girl)
was T E R R I F I E D
any time you get close to cage
white bird gets frantic flies all
around cage
was like that for maybe 6/7/8 months
couldnt take her out of cage.
she got scared when someone
around cage, anything scared her
mustUh felt lonely too in pitch
black garage every night, and
STILL under a blanket
pure darkness peta
couldnt take her out of cage.
she got scared when someone
around cage, anything scared her
mustUh felt lonely too in pitch
black garage every night, and
STILL under a blanket
pure darkness peta
end of summer 2019 comes around
and i finally find motivation to read
up on how to regain a birds trust
she was legit traumatized from going to 3 birds to being alone
internet basically said once you
lose birds trust, hard to get back
JkM said ᵃⁱᵍʰᵗ betʇhat
and i finally find motivation to read
up on how to regain a birds trust
she was legit traumatized from going to 3 birds to being alone
internet basically said once you
lose birds trust, hard to get back
JkM said ᵃⁱᵍʰᵗ betʇhat
lmao dont remember what i had to do
but remember it didnt work
so
jkm said FUCC this and just
grabbed the bird & squeezed
in hands so wouldnt fly away
held in grasp of my hand, brushing
her head with tip of my finger
she tried escaping but i was in
‘let me love you!’ moment
but remember it didnt work
so
jkm said FUCC this and just
grabbed the bird & squeezed
in hands so wouldnt fly away
held in grasp of my hand, brushing
her head with tip of my finger
she tried escaping but i was in
‘let me love you!’ moment
spent five minutes doing so and
put her back in cage.........YALL lol HER
THIS (not) BITCH stood TALL
and SPREAD EAGLED on me
my pussy *ss got hellUh scared
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put her back in cage.........YALL lol HER
THIS (not) BITCH stood TALL
and SPREAD EAGLED on me
my pussy *ss got hellUh scared
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