This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have never seen the Karate Kid. So, on that note, I bring back the return of Drunk Classics with Becky.

ok classic cross country move with single mom to start out here, I see. A lot of new kid in town angst incoming, I wager.

Uh oh, Mr. New Jersey Attitude has met zen, cryptic maintenance man. This will be a contentious, yet ultimately fruitful relationship, I can see.

Oh no he's fallen for the preppy blonde who is bound to already be someone's girlfriend or sister as first sight.

Oh preppy blonde girl is preppy blonde motorcycle guy's ex.

Bad news, Johnny. Bad news indeed.

Johnny's got some moves, but preppy blonde guy is kicking his ass.

Johnny will have to learn how to fight to secure his honor and blonde girl's affections.

Oh no mom has laid down a "no fighting" edict. This will not cause Johnny any conflict at all, I am sure.

Oh shit Johnny's name is actually Daniel. My b guys. Preppy blonde guy is Johnny.

I will probably not be able to straighten this out and will confuse you all and myself for the rest of our time together.

No refunds, sorry.

Old boy has gone to Johnny's dojo and frankly these blonde kids are terrifying.

What are they training for, Patrick Swayze's wolf pack? Are the North Koreans coming?

Mom's gonna be working nights. I have a feeling that might be karate training time.

Here comes the "fighting doesn't solve anything" speech. Daniel has to learn to turn violence into a lesson. Zen maintenance man has overheard. Is he going to help?