cancelling on the boy: do i:

a) tell him the truth

pros:
-it’s the truth
-might make me feel less awful

cons:
-will make me sound like a sad fuck
-he’ll think i’m lying?
-literally just doesn’t make me sound cool does it
b) tell him i’ve got the rona

pros:
-def won’t ask me to reschedule ahh time soon
-will definitely get me out of it

cons:
-v small chance i could bump in to him but made a million times more likely as ill be avoiding him
-he could probs stalk my socials and see it’s not true
c) tell him i’m in a&e for something minor

pros:
-can’t offer to come see me
-can make out like i’m there all day
-excuse for “feeling like shit”

cons:
-it’s a lie
-he’s a med student what if he’s on placement in a&e or something
-what’s something “not minor” ???
( this is the truth ) https://twitter.com/rosasfaith_/status/1309634770901622785
d) link him this thread

pros:
-painfully honest
-comedic relief?
-at least he’ll know

cons:
-what a loser
-i’m literally such a loser
-i just want a gf
yikes
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