no one asked but thread of me doing @brielarson’s 39 ways to calm down. except i do them one day at a time. i WILL be rating her methods! maybe i’ll get a new personality out of this

(disclaimer: these will be pics only, y’all will NOT catch me looking like a fool in real time)
DAY 1: laugh without smiling

2/10 did this on my work break. didn’t calm me down, just gave me second hand embarrassment— she was lying to y’all. don’t recommend in public. might be fun if you’re quirky idk
DAY 2: try to say the ABCs backwards

10/10 feel great about myself, @brielarson couldn’t even get past Q, i can’t push a jeep uphill but i sure as hell can say my ABCs backwards

(yes i was v serious about doing this thread, just got off work that’s why it’s so late/in my car)
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